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birbs is haunted

@wolfbirbs

half agony, half hope. in my hollanov era. fic writer and beta reader. https://xitter.gq/t.co/293E5rJIbk 𐦖. ♡ profpic by @rival2lover ♡

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Joined June 2018
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Anyone who thinks romance novels have unrealistic plots should know that I’m 27 years old. I have no money and no prospects. I’m already a burden to my parents. And I’m frightened.
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someone please tell me i forgot how to read and the word "weeks" actually means something else...
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Iz 💟@izzyagracexx9h
Ilya is also going through AO3 withdrawals…
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Absolutely wild that Shane started wearing shorter shorts & kept his longer hair bc Ilya wanted him to
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@cloudhollanovOct 28
*paws at you* i was gonna ask you *paws at you* will you come to my cottage this summer *paws at you* don’t go to russia
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Shane is 13 when he finally understands why everyone is so obsessed with talking about feelings and crushes. Shane is 13 when he watches his best friend Ilya kiss a girl during lunch and has to quickly go to the bathroom when for some reason he feels like crying. Shane is+
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erica 🎃@cheirophilyaOct 27
unfortunately ilya rozanov probably Was the kind of guy wearing the “i love boobies” breast cancer awareness bracelet in the early 2010s
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siân 📨@acdsbffOct 27
Replying to @wolfbirbs
this is important to me. i also want to think about him listening to two of us by the beatles, is that allowed
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ilya holding onto the back of shane's mullet as he fucks him from behind...shane keeping the front short so it doesn't get in his eyes during hockey...mullet shane 🙂‍↕️ 😌
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what do we think about shane with a mullet...hmmm...i'm very interested in this
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what do we think about shane with a mullet...hmmm...i'm very interested in this
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i think YES
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emily ✨🪩@6sevenmactruckOct 24
the MLH does a haunted house social media bit where they make unlikely pairs of players from a few teams go through a haunted house together for the reactions. of course it's hollander and rozanov paired together, the two lifelong rivals
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The only thing I have to say abt HW being so absorbed by Sign of the Times is thank you for the Hollanov Project Hail Mary AU crumbs, I will take them and cry now about hollanov finding each other across the universe and saving stars :)
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reheating tumblr’s “they very much did kill Jesus” nachos
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300 years ago women were accused of witchcraft and burned for it, but when a man turns water into wine, he is suddenly god.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
That man was crucified, tortured, and killed. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crucifixi…
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snow leopard shane has a sand paper tongue and so he can't lick ilya over and over in the same place even though he really wants to really badly and he should be able to do that. but unfortunately the universe. so he's careful about it. not tenderizing. just tender love
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bdsm (been depressed since middle school)
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hellis 😈@hellisrebukeOct 23
hi everyone! i had two surgeries for laryngeal cancer + going through radiation while job searching + trying to get assitance. if you are able to donate anything to help w bills i would greatly appreciate it 🫶🏻 gfm: gofund.me/6b1309d5b venmo: @ ellisriver paypal: @hnalex
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Why is x trying to send me money……wtaf
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thanks everyone who asked me questions <3 <3 that was so fun. i love writing about writing. metacognition is one of my favorite cognitions. i love you <3
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