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i’m getting purple notifs QUICK look at the snoopy lesbian halloween side of my apartment

i’m seeing steve lacy 2nite who cheered i sure am

happy bday to the guy that makes my non foha moots go “WHO IS THATTT 😍” every time they come across one of my posts #chihenday

imagine you encounter the perfect idol. like super talented, woke, kind, beautiful and a bit gay and you think “nah he’s fucking up the photo let me edit him out 😇😇” like omg who spat in your cereal this morning damn!!!

usually i’m begging fnf to give the colored contacts a rest but these ones had my eyes popping out their sockets like a cartoon dog seeing fresh pie on a windowsill

i love kpop i rlly do but sometimes a male idol will do some shit that reminds me i’m lesbian and it takes a good few days for me to recover

every morning i wake up and remember blonde woongki exists and then i can go about my day knowing it will be a good one

[🚨] K-pop idol Cha Woongki cast in the return of ‘GLEE’, TMZ reports.

here are my predictions: they recast half the key characters (pls not sue i beg), they make a kpop episode, make too many jokes abt “cancel culture”, they add a new student that’s either a furry or influencer, rachel berry gets killed off, it’s like clone high s2 all over again..

i feel like the average person only buys like 2-3 wallets in their lifetime, someday i’m gonna see my elderly friend in the retirement home whip out their p1harmony wallet to tip the random boys choir in the lobby and oh boy that day will be beautiful

this customer made a piwon reference and didn’t think i’d catch it.. heh checkmate liberal

this one has prob been done before but oh boys planet i miss u kinda

hi guys i’m alive i promise look user woomfki outside twitter who cheered i sure did yay yay yay

oh hello steve