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Helpful Advice: Don't wear a blue t-shirt to Best Buy unless you're prepared to answer questions

Bouncy Castle Salesperson: "But they're for kids" Me: "Yes, but I'm only pretending to be an adult"

I hereby nominate Ring of Fire as the official anthem of Taco Bell

eater: *holds sushi over candle on the table* waiter: "sir, what are you doing" eater: "cooking the fish I paid like 800 dollars for"