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HOLY CR*P 🚨 How is this even possible??
All of California’s major candidate election results are the EXACT SAME percentages for Democrats and Republicans
Governor 64% (D) vs 35% (R)
Lieutenant Governor 64% (D) vs 35% (R)
Secretary of State 64% (D) vs 35% (R)
Controller 64% (D) vs 35% (R)
Treasurer 64% (D) vs 35% (R)
Attorney General 64% (D) vs 35% (R)
Supreme Court Justice: Joshua Groban 72% (D) vs 28% (R)
Supreme Court Justice: Kelli M. Evans 72% (D) vs 28% (R)
These don’t look like real election results, they look like a computer algorithm
Our elections are fake
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You literally just commuted the death sentences of over 500 MURDERERS
Donald Trump just promoted one of the most vile thugs to ever slither into the Oval Office.
This is an insult to every American who voted for change on Tuesday.
Stephen Miller cooked up the sadistic mass deportation regime that ripped apart families and trampled basic civil rights. Innocent people are dead because of him.
Voters rejected his cruelty and extremism. This is sick.
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.@jasonrantz stuffs Adam Mockler into a locker on CNN NewsNight calling him out for having “scripted moments” in the hope of “clips.”
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Sponsor after sponsor now dumping the despicably vile Jennifer Welch's podcast, Chewy joins Cash App and numerous others. Still laughing, funny lady? Good work Chewy, I'm back as a customer.
It's much more than pomposity and arrogance, @adamcarolla. There are specific Arabic words that capture what @AbdulElSayed is doing. He is saying: "I'm f**king you, your wife, your kids, and your country, and there is nothing that you can do about it."
It is difficult to imagine people being as ugly on the inside as they are on the outside. Their "apology" is a mere recognition that there are pecuniary consequences to being astounding demonic assholes. I pity the people in their respective families.
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I accept virtually every apology, at least conditionally, with an eye toward sincerity proven by changed behavior. Not this one. People who repeatedly say such horrific things do not change overnight. But they do fear sponsor backlash.
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Gavin Guffey, the teenage son of South Carolina Rep. Brandon Guffey, died by suicide after being harassed by Hassanbunhussein Abolore Lawal. wltx.com/article/news/local/…
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Nine people in ten would point at the steak on the right and call it the healthy one, and I have run out of patience with every single one of them.
The one on the right is a ribeye with the ribeye taken out. The one on the left is the animal as it was built, a cap of fat round the edge thick enough to earn the word, a seam of it between the muscles, marbling through the eye so dense it looks like frost. Fifty years ago the butcher would have charged you more for the one on the left and apologised for the one on the right.
Now the trimmed one is premium and the real one is a guilty pleasure, and the country that fell for that is the country with the diabetes clinic.
The fat is the food. A, D, E and K2 live in it and nowhere else on the plate. The flavour lives in it, which is why the right one needs a jus and the left one needs a knife. The fullness lives in it, which is why the right one has you at the fridge by nine and the left one has you forgetting breakfast. The fuel lives in it. The red is the packaging, and you have been taught to buy the packaging and tip the contents away.
And this fat, out of every fat on the counter, is the one that cannot hurt you. The cow's rumen saturated it before it reached her. It sits solid and white on the board, it does not go rancid in the pan the way the bottle of sunflower oil does, and it is the fat your great-grandmother fried everything in while heart disease was still a rarity you wrote up in a journal.
So who convinced you otherwise. A margarine firm with a heart on the lid, a 1977 guideline written by a man who never ran a trial, and forty years of magazine covers, every one of them paid by somebody with a bottle to sell. They could not sell you the fat on the left, because it comes free with the cow. So they taught you to fear it and sold you the substitute.
Half a century on, the lean one costs more, tastes of less, leaves you hungry, and gets called healthy by people who have never once asked what the fat was for.
The one on the left. Eat the edge first. Stop apologising for being right.
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Logan Mihailoff - a boy - ran in the cross country state meet today in Washington.
In a field of 155, he placed 15th. Top 10%.
Is he setting the world on fire? No.
But his time today would not have even qualified him for state in boys. Top boys in the state run mid 14, low 15 minutes. He ran 18:53.
And he took a spot from a girl.
The results only prove that he's a less than mediocre male athlete.
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Jennifer Welch has learned nothing. Charlie wasn’t murdered by the 2nd Amendment or because someone mishandled a firearm. He was murdered by a political assassin - a culture they roundly endorse with every laugh, snicker, and vile joke at his expense. But of course, she knows that.
She and her co-host laughed uncontrollably because they’re actually happy Charlie is dead. If they apologize for being part of a toxic and evil culture that perpetuates violence against conservatives, I might actually be willing to listen. Until then, I hope and I pray every sponsorship dollar continues to dry up until they are left without a cent to make any more insulting, half-hearted donations to their pet causes. This isn’t about politics, it’s about basic human decency, something they still very clearly lack.
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Welp.
Mamdani took his oath of office on the Quran for a reason.
Two Muslim cops in New York stopped a nurse for no apparent reason other than that she was walking her dog.
They cornered her and threatened to seize her dog. When confronted, they got angry and couldn’t say what law she had broken.
This is what happens when you give these people power. All I can say is that she was lucky there were passersby, because it was 3 AM and things could’ve ended much worse.
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Two Muslim cops in New York stopped a nurse for no apparent reason other than that she was walking her dog.
They cornered her and threatened to seize her dog. When confronted, they got angry and couldn’t say what law she had broken.
This is what happens when you give these people power. All I can say is that she was lucky there were passersby, because it was 3 AM and things could’ve ended much worse.
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Holy crap.
This guy went on Joe Rogan as a whistleblower and called out Susie Wiles. Immediately after the episode, Trump fired her.
Means gave specific examples of Susie putting corporate interests first including not cleaning up school lunches because junk food companies would lose money. She also pushed for glyphosate immunity despite concerns it causes cancer.
Now she is apparently harassing Means and he dares her to sue him so he can prove it all in court.
I like this guy.
This is a formal request for Susie Wiles and James Blair to stop harassing me with texts and calls.
If there is a factual inaccuracy in what I said, send it to me in writing and I will vigorously correct and apologize for any misstatements. I will note that everything I said is substantiated by other senior officials.
If you want to file a lawsuit and get into discovery of whether it’s provably true that Ballard and Continental had an undue influence on the White House policy process, do it.
I believe we are in an existential moment for the country, and Americans were owed an honest accounting of the past two years so we identify the problems we need to move on from.
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There’s a revolution happening in the Trump administration right now.
I am shocked about who I am hearing from - senior leaders throughout the government who are ready to take off the shackles and get BIG things done for the American people - which is what @StephenM and @POTUS want.
I can’t stress this enough: some of President Trump and RFK’s strongest campaign promises deal with institutional reform that democrats ran on too - not innately partisan issues.
Don’t let the media talk us down. We can get BIG things done in the next year - and Americans want that.
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Always keep this in mind.
The crowd chose Barabbas.
Not because they loved him, but because they hated the truth.
Just let that sit with you...
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