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Remember, these vicious killers are direct descendants of wolves.
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if we base it on achievements, iconic features and sales it's Eminem but if we talking about lyricism, global recognition, influence and skills it’s still Eminem
Kendrick Lamar is a Better Rapper than Eminem. Can we all agree?
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Wenn du das Thema Sicherheit der SPD gibst, dann ist sie halt weg, die Sicherheit. 🤷‍♀️
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This u?
Ich stecke aktuell in schwierigkeiten, bin in eine Schieflage geraten und könnte echt etwas hilfe gebrauchen Falls jemand helfen kann, ist kein Muss, hab sonst niemanden der mir helfen kann
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Es GeHt aUfWäRts! "jemanden so schnell über den Tisch ziehen, dass er die Reibungsenergie als Nestwärme empfindet."
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Wenn das Putin erfährt, wird er uns nie angreifen! 😂😂🍻 .
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Eine Frau, die einen sechsfachen Mörder vom Tatort weggefahren hat, läuft frei herum. So etwas finden Linksgrüne weniger bedenklich, als wenn ein Mann einen Bürgermeister beleidigt. Linksgrüne sind weder Gutmenschen, Demokraten, noch Gesetzestreu, sondern Doppelmoralisten.
Paul Brandenburg wurde verhaftet und X echauffiert sich. Mal unabhängig ob die Anschuldigungen stimmen oder nicht. Das spielt erst mal keine Rolle. Er kam aus dem Ausland und hätte ebenso schnell wieder dahin verschwinden können. Das nennt man Fluchtgefahr.
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Was ist eigentlich aus der Fluchtwagenfahrerin von Stade geworden?
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In Poland @donaldtusk wanted to stage a constitutional coup. Zelenskyy did the same in Ukraine in 2020. Corporate media stay silent, but Ukraine’s Supreme Court already stated that Zelenskyy is a usurper of power. In 2020 Zelenskyy, with armed people, removed Constitutional Court head Tupytskyi. Constitutional Court is the one that can decide if Zelenskyy holds power legally. Zelernsky started pressuring Constitutional Court TWO YEARS before the war. He already planned to stay in power forever. Head of Constitutional Court later sued Zelensky and won. Ukraine’s Supreme Court ruled that removing him exceeded Zelenskyy’s powers. Which can be seen as usurpation. After that the Constitutional Court head was poisoned in Austria. Zelenskyy prepared to seize power long before the war. His dumb bots won’t know this. Tusk and Zelensky act like criminals trying to destroy our countries' constitutions.
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Greenlanders and Danes must be so proud right now...
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Ukraine's national debt has increased 140 fold in 20 years, its now $212.6 billion. From now to 2061, Kiev will have to repay nearly $138.9 billion to the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and the World Bank, with $960 million due this year alone. Good luck getting it back.
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What we witnessed yesterday in Warsaw was a blatant violation of Poland’s constitution. I never thought @donaldtusk would sink to such depths as to stage a coup d’état against his own people. I sincerely hope President @NawrockiKn succeeds in his efforts to uphold Poland’s constitutional order. Our hearts go out to the Polish people.
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🇵🇱 Tusk, der gestern in Polen etwas wie einen Staatsstreichversuch unternommen hat, beschuldigt nun pro-russische Kräfte, in die Krise um das Verfassungsgericht eingegriffen zu haben. ☝️ So ist es bei ihnen immer. 🤣😀😂 Daran sieht man aber auch, wie absurd Tusk ist.
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And suprise suprise its all Russians fault. Absolutely predictable but no less idiotic. He tried to forcibly take over a crucial state office, while the elected President was in the air. He should be arrested.
🇵🇱 HERE WE GO. Donald Tusk finally speaks on the Constitutional Court crisis, and yes, it's Russia. (We said he'll blame Russia on Monday. He didn't even wait that long.) After a full day of silence, Tusk finally spoke for five minutes. If you took a shot every time he said "rule of law," you'd be on your eighth before he got to the Russian bots. His main points: 🔸️The court built by PiS "is not a real court," and Nawrocki and PiS blocked every attempt to fix it. 🔸️His judges were "legally elected" and were "attacked," while the police were there to "protect the court from the attackers." 🔸️"In a state governed by the rule of law, a judge, even a petite woman, does not back down before an aggressive thug." That's a dig at Nawrocki. 🔸️"In a state governed by the rule of law, a politician cannot enter a court and give orders or intimidate judges, even if he is the president." Then he explained the whole crisis with a story: a thief snatches an old lady's handbag, and when he's caught, he screams that he's the victim. And then, right on schedule: "It is no accident that they find support around the world among pro-Russian forces. Today in this conflict they are benefiting from the support of an army of Russian bots on the internet. They have even received public compliments from the Kremlin's chief ideologue." In Tusk's version, the Supreme Court, the President and two of his own diplomats are a Russian influence operation. The riot police are the rule of law.
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A farewell video to Nancy Pelosi with her best moments as she retires from Congress. ‘Bye Nancy Pelosi’ - Annual salary $174,000 - Net worth $300 million One of the best stock traders in American history.
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Ich poste das nur weil ich komplett entsetzt bin über diese AfD, die es wagt, sich über den besten @bundeskanzler aller Zeiten, der Ukraine lustig zu machen. AfD Verbot jetzt🤡🤣🤣🤣🤣
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"Winter mit starkem Frost und viel Schnee wird es nicht mehr geben“ (Mojib Latif, Klima-Experte, im Jahr 2000)🥳🤡
Der erste Wintereinbruch am Spitzingsee in Oberbayern mit dichtem Schneefall und einer geschlossenen Schneedecke bis auf 900 Meter ❄️
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