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Joined March 2021
Manic Kieth Preachers KC retweeted
Tommy Robinson stands up in the dock to hear he has been found guilty of harassing journalists. You can see the shame written all over his face…(Well the top bit anyway.)
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Update on this?
Looking forward to watching @YoungBobRB dance later 🕺
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The nation now that Tommy’s been found guilty:
Tomorrow if they put Tommy away.. I'd predict a seriously unstable nation. They know that though..
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Manic Kieth Preachers KC retweeted
when those new lower marmalade and gherkins prices hit.
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Manic Kieth Preachers KC retweeted
Excuse me Waiter.....i can't seem to locate the Beans, Gherkins or Chocolate covered Waffles
Chancellor John Healey will remove import taxes on marmalade, gherkins and more than 100 products in a move to give families "breathing space" with the cost of living in the Budget. Peter Ruddick told #BBCBreakfast about other changes that will impact motorists, carers and self-employed fathers bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6d9…
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Cheaper gherkins and 40 pence off your weekly shop. Are we living in East Germany?
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£21…a year?
The Prime Minister has unveiled what he called "everyday savings" to help ease the cost of living crisis ahead of tomorrow's budget. Andy Burnham has revealed tariffs will be reduced on a range of food items including chocolate, baked beans and gherkins. The Treasury said the average family would save £21 a year. The Conservatives described it as "cheaper gherkins" and an "insult to families".
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Manic Kieth Preachers KC retweeted
Trump: The fake news only covered the ass part. They said 'what the hell was Trump doing talking about a man's anatomy? He was talking about his ass.' I studied his ass to see where the power came from
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Manic Kieth Preachers KC retweeted
???
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Manic Kieth Preachers KC retweeted
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Manic Kieth Preachers KC retweeted
Doctor: He’s got dementia. Melania: Don’t tell me it’s the g- Doctor: it’s the gay kind
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Come on
Attention scum teenagers: stop eating avocado toast, shirking work, persecuting your elders and having genders. Now, do your patriotic duty (get obliterated to a fine mist by weapons that might as well have been fired from outer space, in a new, somehow even dumber war)
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Manic Kieth Preachers KC retweeted
Something has awakened inside him.
Trump: Three guys. I won't get into the best looking—But they were massive, beautiful, handsome
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Manic Kieth Preachers KC retweeted
Bahahaha holy shit dude.
Trump's affordability message: "You could even come to Mar-a-Lago. You'll be my guest. The problem is that for $5,000 the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that! No, don't go there. It's not a good place if you're price conscious."
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Manic Kieth Preachers KC retweeted
Cheaper pepto and vaseline: Burnham unveils 'everyday' savings that will put 67p a month back in your pocket.
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Manic Kieth Preachers KC retweeted
Yeah, bad news folks: you know how everything in Britain has been increasingly generous, functional, pleasant and generally awesome for the last twenty years or so? Well I’m afraid the party is over for you pigs now, and it’s time for you to suck up some real pain. Thanks
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shit vs poop vs diarrhea vs feces
Today is the 2026 Israel Knesset election.
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Manic Kieth Preachers KC retweeted
Cufflinks a bit over the top
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