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teddy

@wretchrotted

24yo lewser and lover of lewsers (sjs/nyi/mms) 🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺

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Joined October 2016
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I ASKED THE 26-27 SAN JOSE SHARKS TO WIN A GAME IN REGULATION AND THEY TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF
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madzia@blahajpilled2h
the dylan larkin drama is the embodiment of when the neighbors argument sound good asf except you're scared that the one annoying neighbor will move into your own house without asking
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he had to make up for the hoodie
Sharks on NBCS (@NBCSSharks) profile pictureSharks on NBCS@NBCSSharks47m
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i did not btw
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guys guys pray that i can make myself get out of bed before 9 bc aster has made me so desperate to have restaurant pancakes for breakfast. that’s in less than seven hours it’s unlikely but let’s all pray
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Can't wait for the Sharks to show everyone how to successfully lose to the 2026-27 Canucks.
Image from 🦈𓈒 ⊹ .𝐢𝐝𝐚 . ˓𓄹 (@waytogorobin13)
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good… morning?
AO3 Status (@AO3_Status) profile pictureAO3 Status@AO3_Status6h
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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guys guys pray that i can make myself get out of bed before 9 bc aster has made me so desperate to have restaurant pancakes for breakfast. that’s in less than seven hours it’s unlikely but let’s all pray
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so it turns out even when ao3 is down i cannot go to sleep on time
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opened the door to my garage to go get the machine and there are two of those giant fucking moths in there just slapping their fat bodies against the ceiling loud as fuck so. i’m gonna do some hand sewing to start.
teddy (@wretchrotted) profile pictureteddy@wretchrotted14h
guys should i hand sew this whole thing :) i don’t want to go set up my machine
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guys should i hand sew this whole thing :) i don’t want to go set up my machine
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ITS EIGHT THIRTY AT NIGHT WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO
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em !@schaefieldOct 28
yes i have to be up for class in 7 hours but varly edits come first in my priorities 🥲 #nyislanders #isles #semyonvarlamov
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have we considered that warsofsky is making all of these shit from a butt coaching decisions because he’s playing the long game and making us worse and worse until we fully tank for rj celebrini for the 2030 draft.
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Almost died today. A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me. Luckily, Ryan Warsofsky line combos were playing on the TV. He suddenly started watching and killed himself. Thank God🙏❤️
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liking every single ryan warsofsky hate tweet i come across
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friend tried to be positive and said well at least it's not dellandrea 3C anymore
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anna@callisto_aOct 28
can i come over and stare at you like this
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PATTY G NETS A SHORTY 🔥 🚨 P. Giles
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giles shorthanded life is so beautiful
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Her “you better not be JJ Peterka dressed as king Julian when I get there” My stupid ass
Image from berk! #sizluvr (@mk92luvr)
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ًً@bhsdtlOct 28
we’re about to get dog walked by the 2026-27 vancouver canucks
Sheng Peng (@Sheng_Peng) profile pictureSheng Peng
@Sheng_PengOct 28
#SJSharks lines, Celebrini & Smith still split, Bystedt 3C, Ostapchuk sits: Stenberg-Celebrini-Graf Marchment-Misa-Smith Sherwood-Bystedt-Toffoli Goodrow-Dellandrea-Gaudette Ostapchuk Dickinson-Trouba Nurse-Allan Orlov-Kesselring Hajek
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