Freelance writer. Lover of sports, horses, reading, and writing (and the series comma). Working mom of three. Views expressed are my own. 📚🐴 📰
East Quogue, NY
Joined September 2012
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We jumped on the chicken bandwagon a year ago. I wrote about it for @northforker1 Check it out for important tips and advice, such as how to host a kid birthday party and chicken funeral on the same day in a pandemic! 🥴 northforker.com/2021/04/ever…
Super profesh moments in time as a reporter working from home: leaving a voicemail for a police chief while your kids rapid fire squeeze your dog’s squeaky toy in the background 🫠🫠 #dayattheoffice
I don’t know how to make memes, but the mother bear is me working from home in the summer with my kids out of school, and the ever increasing lineup of cars are all the stories I’m supposed to be filing….. 🆘🫠
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Can we trade the sharks for some sea lions?
These sharks need to back the F off. I have more than enough to worry about in the year of our Lord 2022.
The way kids dress for prom these days, it’s like they don’t understand that the whole point is to be able to look back at the photos in 20 years and be horrified at the fashion choices you made.
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A reminder that in Texas K-12 students are banned from being taught the #1619 project, but an 18-year-old can purchase multiple assault weapons.
Two things I’m very good at: estimating the word count of an article I’ve written, and the dollar amount of a cart full of Costco goods. I’m disturbingly close on my estimates every time. My life is quite a thrill ride.
I am ready to fight anyone trying to defend spring, aka, the worst season. The lack of warmth until the end, (preceded by endless rain), the ticks, the pollen. Don’t come at me with ideas of hope and new beginnings. It’s a coating of pollen dust and fear of tick-borne illness.
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9-yr-old son: It’s called WHERE THE RED FERN GROWS. It’s about this boy and his two red dogs. It’s a fun story! I have two chapters left. Don’t tell me how it ends!
Nothing will make you feel more like a real profesh journalist than having your kid scream “CAN YOU WIPE ME?!”at the top of their lungs while you’re conducting a phone interview. 🫠 #dayattheoffice
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News flash: If you outlaw abortions, ban mask mandates, dictate what educators can teach in schools, and stop people from voting, you're not the party of "limited government."
I truly envy the old white men who roll into the Quogue Library on Sunday afternoons just to sit in the plush chairs and read the Washington Post and Daily News.
Shout out to the lady interviewed on this morning’s The Daily pod who, when asked to share her thoughts about waiting on a long line for a Covid test said, simply “this is stupid.” Sums it up, and the sad horn music the producers mixed in really added to the vibe.
