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like oooooo you wrote an ESSAY on what destiel means for the future of supernatural? get in line archiveofourown.org/series/3…
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JK Rowling isn't misguided or stupid or anything else. It's pretty simple: she's just a deeply terrible person.
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BREAKING: Tom Holland departs Spider-Man role following the news of his first child.
“I love the role [of Spider-Man], but Nicki [Minaj] needs me. She’s going to be a wonderful mother, and I want to be the husband she deserves.”
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sam: can i be frank with you guys?
steve: sure but i don’t see how changing your name is going to help
bucky: can i still be bucky?
steve: shh let frank speak
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bucky: here’s your birthday card
steve, opening it: aw thanks buck
steve:
steve: did you handwrite “ahsdjsksdbsk ily”
bucky: and i meant every word
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bucky: what’re you writing
steve [writing a letter]: fbi wants to know what kind of weaponry we keep in the house. im just letting them know thats private information
bucky [peering over steves shoulder]: ...this just says “fuck around and find out” in calligraphy
steve: mhm😌
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str8 friend groups: *blonde girl* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*
gay friend groups: *sad himbo* *quiet but intense supersoldier w pretty hair* *hot redhead who can kill a man in her sleep* *funny charismatic pilot & keeper of the single brain cell they share*
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i am no longer dating humans i will simply just date the raccoon that climbs on my roof at night 🤍
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steve: i saw my own hoodie in bucky’s closet and he really had the nerve to tell me ‘you can wear it for a little if you want’ like what???
bucky, dressed fully in steve’s clothes: this is outside the statute of limitations. you no longer have any legal claim to these items
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As my father explained during his lifetime, a riot is the language of the unheard.
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steve: name one mean thing i’ve ever done
bucky: when we were kids you convinced me eggs weren’t real
steve: they’re not
bucky: haha very funny
steve: i’m serious. didn’t you hear?
bucky: no? what happened?
steve: literally why would you fall for this again
bucky: 😔






















