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kristen is me; she/her. writer, gentleman snarker, switchblade discourse. flirtatious but trustworthy, according to @lily1129

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squid@midnitedrivesNov 4
and while we’re at it fuck ronald reagan
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Sophia Benoit@1followernodadNov 4
and to think… all this during the Sephora Sales Event…
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Sam Stryker@sbstrykerNov 4
Turn the Trump Ballroom into a Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar
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Sam Herbst@smhrbstNov 4
LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU THEYS
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ash Ⴟ 𓇶@VioletHologramsNov 3
if texas flips blue im smoking an entire pack of american spirits and making out with the closest gay person i can find
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Jim Acosta
@AcostaOct 13
Fort Hood shooting victim on Hegseth livestream execution plan: “I don’t understand how that’s going to help my healing.” substack.com/@jimacosta/note…
Exclusive: Fort Hood Shooting Victim Slams Hegseth Plan to Livestream Gunman’s Execution

Exclusive: Fort Hood Shooting Victim Slams Hegseth Plan to Livestream Gunman’s Execution

In VoteVets video message, Paul Martin says live-streaming the execution would make U.S. look like a “third-world country.”

jimacosta.com
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Sarah@heyaimsarahOct 12
let the record reflect i never fucking doubted kelly clarkson your honor
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@DakotaAstroWolfOct 11
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
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Justine Moore (@venturetwins) profile pictureJustine Moore
@venturetwinsOct 7
Someone discovered a new Amazon AI feature that summarizes what it knows about you and I am crying of laughter
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John O'Farrell@johnofaSep 30
Some thoughts on the California wealth tax:
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GOŁƊ
@vidxn_Sep 30
NAOMI KLIEIN to SAM ALTMAN: "...you ingested the entire written output of human civilization without consent, without compensation and without credit to build a system whose primary commercial application is eliminating the jobs of the people whose work you consumed. You are not 'liberating human creativity' -- you are strip-mining it and selling it back at a markup while calling the theft 'training data'."
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Allison Edmonds@aedmondstvSep 29
Old Town in San Diego has a Dia De Los Muertos display every year. This year an Ofrenda set up for the late Dolly Parton.
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Gualter
@brezhnevianoSep 26
Me cuesta mucho la existencia de las Filipinas. Son chinos con nombre en español que hablan en inglés y viven en una dimensión paralela de América Latina en el medio de Asia.
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2000s
@PopCulture2000sSep 14
cher’s looks by bob mackie on “the cher show” (1975) will forever be iconic
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McQueen
@McQueenSep 1
Florence Welch wears custom McQueen for Reading Festival – 30th August 2026. A dress in black floral devoré and lace with laser cut trim details. Stylist: Aldene Johnson Photography: Lillie Eiger
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Abigail Larson@Abigail_LarsonAug 30
Happy Birthday to Mary Shelley, born on this day in 1797 🫀
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Fly Nashville@Fly_NashvilleAug 28
Today, Tennessee Governor Bill Lee and Nashville International Airport® (BNA®), announced their intent to name BNA in honor of Dolly Parton. Read more here: bit.ly/4xtWrFW
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folu@notfoluAug 26
suspicious of everyone suggesting forgoing bras to celebrate dolly when the correct course of action would be to wear that torture device of a fully lined underwire bra buried deep in your dresser that hikes your titties high enough that you can hear them bounce
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Sarah@heyaimsarahAug 25
divas it’s acrylic sets only for the rest of the year no exceptions
ᴺBri | daughter of Aphrodite💖🪽 (@bribricutie3) profile pictureᴺBri | daughter of Aphrodite💖🪽@bribricutie3Aug 25
Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle making music with their acrylics😭😭😭💔💔💔 RIP TO DOLLY OUR COUNTRY DIVA💔🕊️
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i have been haunted by the king's ransom at the mars cheese castle in kenosha for years, i'm considering making a special trip just to enjoy it again
em (@exemmaa) profile pictureem@exemmaaAug 24
fuck a lover have yall ever missed a sandwich so much that it haunts you
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