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WTYKY Voicemails Episode 1 (the phantom menace) welcometoyourkarlssonyears.c…
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If Julia Robillard ain't singin the national anthem at the first home game I swear I'm out.
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Funny to already be able to look back and see that Dadonov trade fiasco as a blessing in disguise. It was the event that finally got Dorion fired. Staios couldn’t have taken over the team sooner. It’s remarkable how quickly he addressed shortcomings & got the team over the hump.
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Galactic mindset: Giving up a first round pick to trade Dorion to Thugs Mansion in exchange for Steven Aloysius Staios.
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Man, I wish Shawn Simpson was here for this.
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We all knew part of going from DJ Smith's Leisure Resort & Cookie Club to legit playoff team would involve a heartbreaking adjustment to the core group. Tough to swallow as we all love Norris but this was the right move.
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If you’re struggling & feel alone you can always call 9-8-8 anywhere in Canada or 613-238-3311 in Ottawa. 24/7 there are good people standing by who want nothing more than to help you.
The entire hockey world, and so many of us, are saddened by the passing of Shawn Simpson. His dedication to mental health advocacy helped break stigma and inspire change. Our heartfelt condolences to his loved ones. Let’s honor his legacy by continuing the conversation 💜
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Our humble tribute to the late, great Shawn Simpson. Rest in peace to the man who was always a beauty vibe welcometoyourkarlssonyears.c…
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I see an incredible number of "win it for Simmer" comments directed at the @Senators tonight . Given the two teams involved, Simmer pulls a W regardless, and I think we can all raise a "K" to that.
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Timeline is like: - GSG, lol :) AD: N@zi Supermen are our superiors - GSG! AD: J0rd@N Peters0n’s “NO GIRLS ALLOWED!” tour is coming get your little tickets, Mr Coolguy!
I don’t go on this website very much anymore. You guys are still awesome, but holy fuck everything else on here sucks shit, eh?
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I don’t go on this website very much anymore. You guys are still awesome, but holy fuck everything else on here sucks shit, eh?
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Mike Fisher gonna be performing that fake ass southern accent of his
Mike Fishers wife performing at Trumps inauguration? Checks out honestly.
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Leevi MarryMeläinen
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All well and good but can he do it against NHL competition??
Josh Norris scores his 1st career shorthanded goal with a beautiful play from Jake Sanderson and Claude Giroux #Gosensgo
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How incredible is it that Steve Staios managed to sign Ullmark before the season started? could you imagine how much less fun this streak would be where after every shutout or win we had to be all Charlie Brown like “he’s not gonna re-sign here though”
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Extremely correct take, IMO
There is literally no trade you can make that will make this team better. “Blowing it up” is a waste of time unless you really want to start again. If you trade a core piece you’ll only get worse right now. Those deals are made in the offseason.
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