I've come back to spew Alternative Facts
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Being an adult is passive aggressively shoveling your portion of the sidewalk just up to your neighbors property line.
Two proposals during the live viewing parties is nice and all, but here’s to hoping for an on air birth. Let it rip! #thebatchelor
Since I’m held hostage watching #thebatchelor , here’s my thoughts so far: marry that girl who’s mom is in jail. #rideordie
Went off the grid for barely a month and now I’m in the deep end of a digital acid bath. Let’s start a Twitter war.
Day off.Too much coffee and reports on #fakepresident @realDonaldTrump .Going for a bike ride and hoping this idiot baby catches on fire.
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Dude who refuses to pay taxes determined to waste billions targeting families who'd love to pay them. xitter.gq/AP/status/832608704855…
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Remember when the President of the United States was smarter and more even-tempered than you?
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Odd that our measures of animal intelligence are often tests for what we do best, rather than tests for what they do best.
I do not like loud cars, especially shitty loud cars. If you have to go through life making that much noise go fuck ya self. #oldmantweet
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All of Trump's Infowars lies have a constant theme:
Stay scared of brown people so his buddies can loot us all.
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Under Trump, the top .001%, 1,400 people who earn over $160 million/year, can expect about $10 million in tax breaks
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SuperBowl Sunday is a bad day to be a chicken. But so is any day. On average, Americans consume a million chickens per hour.
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.@realDonaldTrump, twitter feed isn't an intelligence briefing. You're scared of "fake news" because they're true facts about yourself. xitter.gq/realdonaldtrump/status…
I learned last night after trying to replace batteries in my thermostat that my preferred sleeping temp is 53 degrees. Basically a vampire.
2017: where acknowledging basic facts and truths as a politician makes you a hero and patriot. #itsthatbad #saveusjebus
So you're a Christian now? Do you worship a chocolate, gold filled statue of Jesus? @realDonaldTrump you're fake news. #notmypresident xitter.gq/realdonaldtrump/status…
When your country looks like a racist baby... xitter.gq/justintrudeau/status/8…
To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada