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"The clear thinking comes from having time to reflect and to pursue your genuine intellectual curiosity." @naval
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First two games of the day I hit back 2 back shots lmao @Profit954
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Ladder Bounce to Shield Bounce (51m) @Profit954 servers are the best! #plutoniumbo2
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Apple app store fees are a de facto global tax on the Internet. Epic is right.
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The Flint-Knock is back and I used 4 of them for this...
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This year we have seen the following people leave their highly regarded positions and call out the legacy media bias/censorship: - Glenn Greenwald - Andrew Sullivan - Bari Weiss - Ariana Pekary - Matt Taibbi Maybe we should all start paying attention to what they’re saying?
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Ye, not a scratch. Relaxing before I bounced up and bet his brother and his cousin round.
Replying to @TheNotoriousMMA
This is the face of a man who won 3 out 4 with Khabib.
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100k Points. 0 Bitches
100k Points 👑
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I do!
On my podcast with @joerogan he offered to moderate a debate between @JoeBiden and @realDonaldTrump It would be four hours with no live audience. Just the two candidates, cameras, and their vision of how to move this country forward. Who wants this? #debates #Election2020
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Fix Fortnite 🧠 -Remove Nades, Shockwave Launcher and Helicopters -Remove Crash Pads / Replace with Bounce Pads -Disable Sharks -Remove ALL Henchman/Marauders -Remove P90 (Literally better then the Drum Gun) -Fire whoever thought the Charge Shotgun was a good idea, give us pumps
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Ninja is about to pull so many viewers on twitch
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Whenever I start losing in Fortnite, I stop losing and just win instead.
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Great thread
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Someone asked, "What's the hardest part of owning a dog?" I said... The goodbye. But how lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard. 👋 In memory of Dogbert we're giving everyone a free eBook of "Love Always, Dogberts Journey" 💕 #endDM #stayhome
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This is all I’d do if i had this job
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I was just recently offered a sponsorship from @MasteredGaming so go make sure to check them out & use code “Riotz” at checkout if you want to improve your game 😎
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Competitive Search and Destroy | Dust II (1v1-5v5) No Random Teams Map Code: 9344-9150-4786 A SnD Map that you can finally wager on!
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Replying to @Clix
lets talk about how broken keyboard switching guns is. Such a MASSIVE advantage. #KBMisOP
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Lonzo Ball over the last three games: 24.6 ppg 8.3 apg 6.0 rpg 2.0 stl 2.0 turnovers per game 52.7 FG% 41.9 3P%
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First day of learning Mouse and Keyboard. If you complain about aim assist you are bad at Fortnite. Its that simple.
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