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Scorpio

Joined July 2019
Need a new hairstyle
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This day will go down in twittstory
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THEY GOT ESTROGEN ON TAP AT APPLEBEES
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xander retweeted
Chris Pappas has won the U.S. Senate election in New Hampshire. He becomes the first openly gay man elected to the U.S. Senate.
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xander retweeted
i know everyone is going to shit on florida (as they should) but man, just know a lot of us aren’t with the bullshit 😭 we are trying!!!!
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Voted blue in Florida
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Are you no nut November or nut whenever you want November?
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Vote if you’re hot bitch 💙
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My 5 year difference is not that crazy but there definitely is a difference
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xander retweeted
feel free to get high at my funeral that’s exactly what I would’ve wanted
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One of the fun parts about having adhd is starting a movie and forgetting what movie you started by the time the credits are done. I’m always like “wait what movie is this again”
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None of my friends want to go to the club this Halloween and I’m like wtf why is everyone acting 80 in their 20’s. ITS SATURWEEN???? GET UR ASS TO THE CLUB IN A COSTUME STAT BITCH. CELEBRATE GOD DAMNIT.
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Being in a frat sounds like the worst thing you could do for yourself
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Wow I’m about to be 23. I’m so young and have the world ahead of me. I can’t wait.
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Every time I pose at the gym this is what I feel like
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I suck at depop bc I forget to send that shit so I gave up on it forever ago
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I genuinely hate straight men. They’re some of the most annoying, loud, incorrect, ignorant, gross, disgusting fucks of all time.
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They better fucking cover in ha mood by ice spice on the glee reboot
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Good chest day 😁
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Post gym pics
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