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Mixologist, Cat Dad, Libra

Portland, ME
Joined March 2015
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Replying to @JordanPeele
@JordanPeele Hope you don’t mind, I made a pov of what it would look like to watch your Bone, Thugz-n-Homless excellently made music video, on DMT
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Since the first time I saw one of the AAA matches that featured @Konnan5150 on the card, I knew I was going to be a fan. Even during the few “Max Moon” days, this man has always been the goods
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I almost forgot to mention. I’m from Maine and there are no “Magical Blackmen” as you called them up here in vactionland. @StephenKing was just really high when he wrote most of those books.
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This isn’t a heart. Definitely a body part. But it’s down further.
Adin Ross shows off his new $25k “Heart Pedant” he’s giving to all the members of his group called “SSB” 🔥 xitter.gq/nbasanji/status/177461…
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Look who came by my work while I’m out on injury leave
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This is NOT fake news my fellow twittiots
straight men who aren’t afraid to act fruity are getting their dicks SUCKED
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Hopefully @JANELABABY will be out in Portland after the Yarmouth show on July 29th. Would love to cause trouble with the Bad Boy
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Couldn’t have happened to a better man, wrestler, promoter!! Congratulations “Ripper” @RipFNByson !!!! Give them HELL in the Land of the Rising Sun 🇯🇵
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Come and knock on our door
I bet nobody remembers this living room.
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When Rip Wheeler isn’t enough to settle the drama at Yellowstone Dutton Ranch and the bordering Broken Rock Indian Reservation. You call the only reenforcement needed
Whoever runs his account should hire me, I be coming up w/ way more fire quotes than this!
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But that’s The Dog Faced Gremlin Rick Steiner not The Big Bad Booty Daddy Freakzilla Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner
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I hope I’m getting one #freetherealbritney
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Deepest sympathies and condolences to the to Jamin’s family. Still cannot believe this
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CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 retweeted
some people will log onto this website and tweet about their lil “slut eras” and then turn around and shame actual professional whores, and i just wanna say that you bitches are very dumb 💋
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After bartending the last 14 days straight and having to see the darkest side of those who suffer from seasonal depression, I’m happy having not left home and enjoying everybody’s favorite cousin’s @JimBelushi ATJ. Great way to decompress. Of course I have a couple J’s to indulge
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Everybody!!!! One of my top 3 favorite strippers that was once a coworker at a restaurant once was accidental @TheRock and I am now happy again about living in this timeline. #thelittlethings
when i accidentally cosplayed as the rock