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once you start eating 4-5 at a time you've genuinely become Chester's toungefuck cheese slave
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The dad was a carpenter and couldn’t build them a bed?
Replying to @Alias_Rosie @oregonwoman
You can do all that on a shoestring budget. This might shock you to find out. My one of my friends grew up in a family of 11 where they shared mattresses on the floor and with a SAHM while the dad was a carpenter.They’re all happy Christians marrying and having their own kids now
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
When you find out @xminusfive is washed 💔





























