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Joined November 2008
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Amazing! This Millennial Woman Still Gets Her Meep On The Old Fashioned Way
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the name explanations giving “she’s everything. he’s just ken”
Meet Shanti and Cinder! The Smithsonian’s National Zoo and Conservation Biology Institute has announced the names of its red panda twins, born May 29 at its conservation campus in Front Royal, Virginia, to parents Sequoia and Mow Mow. The female cub, Shanti, honors Shanti Malla, a forest guardian who helps protect wild red pandas and their habitat in western Nepal. Her brother, Cinder, gets his name from his reddish-brown coloring. Learn about the inspiration behind their names and the conservation work they celebrate. The Front Royal campus is closed to the public. READ MORE: wjla.com/news/local/smithson… #RedPandas #ShantiAndCinder #Smithsonian #NationalZoo #WildlifeConservation #FrontRoyal #7News
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and everyone knows i am the biggest red panda fan around and particularly those at the national zoo so i can say this
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facebook photos of me in high school circa 2011 to show what some of us were actually dressing like
This scene genuinely kills me bc they’re literally dressed like they’re 40 and Brittany is still a cheerio 😭
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i was skinny af af, cracked out on max dose vyvanse, receiving racially charged anon hate about my relationship every day and still wearing KNEE HIGH SOCKS and heels to school
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I start talking like this after four whiskey sours:
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YUUUUUUUUP
#100 - @the1975, "I Always Wanna Die (Sometimes)" "The track leans away from the darkness it taunts, building to a crescendo of strings ... It’s a delicate handling of ego, but it’s never frail." rollingstone.com/music/music…
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making this terrible chinese timothee chalamet hua hua birthday card reignited something in my spirit
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you guys remember when i used to make things. do art and stuff. probably not.
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For those of you who prefer a ballad x Angel Of My Dreams - S.A.D. Version (Slow. Angelic. Dramatic.) jade.me/AOMD_SADTW 🥀
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soggy
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from an outside perspective it probably seems like every week i’m going to another doctor who thinks i have turbo cancer. this is because every week i am going to another specialist who thinks i have turbo cancer. it’s somehow even less fun to experience than it is to hear about
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i also messed up scheduling really bad so i’m having 200 doctors appointments all at once.
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if i start a go fund me to find out if there’s something in my brain mind your business
soooooo turns out i was worrying for nothing because ain’t no way in hell i can afford that 🤡
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Lead us not in to penn station
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soooooo turns out i was worrying for nothing because ain’t no way in hell i can afford that 🤡
i have to have a Brain MRI which i guess means taking out my septum for the first time since i got it almost 5 years ago and I’m Scared can anyone make me feel better about it
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i need a clone. or maybe 2. crazy that doing the job of 3 people might actually need 3 people
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