retired therapist friend here to shitpost into the void on my alt 🫶🏾 No unsolicited DMs, ty!
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Mercury retrograde trying to get one last laugh
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I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.
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guys we need a plan if the internet ever goes out nationwide where should our meeting spot be
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just ate the fuck out of some toast. idk. does anyone else feel like they want to be seen but don’t really have anything to say
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It rocks that Doug Ford got caught doing Maple Watergate with taxpayer money and that's not even cracking his top 5 scandals this year.
Ontario PC Party’s spending on Jamaican resorts was to surveil Bonnie Crombie: sources thetrillium.ca/news/politics… via @Thetrilliumca and @readpolicorner
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To translate this to normal speech, they fired a guy who past 20 years been manually deploying patches to prod and replaced him with AI. AI can't figure out the root password because it's written on sticky note below his desk. They're trying to locate the desk.
We’ve monitored the status of the changes applied to improve serviceability and confirmed they're not taking as expected. We’re identifying alternate workstreams that can be applied to increase capacity in the face of sustained traffic management imbalances. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as msft.it/6013xBHsf if the admin center is not available to you.
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A Brooklyn building collapse has spotlighted how gentrification and inequality can push Black and Latino residents toward fewer safe, affordable housing options—and raised questions about inspections and landlord accountability. 🆃🅶🅹
