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soft life enthusiast, bookworm in transit.

Joined June 2022
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Sooo, I wrote a little flashfic and I'd love to know what you think 🌻 open.substack.com/pub/deranw…
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This heatwave must be a nightmare for chicken rearers
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Sooner or later, everybody eye go clear and we go see say war dey Ba Sing Se.
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Is it better to speak or to die? ✨️to be drunk✨️
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUCKING EXHAUSTING?? BEING SMART ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, WHILE HAVING A BRAIN THAT REFUSES TO LET YOU FUCKING DO IT.
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Burn everything plus the shop after this
The amount of lice on her head! 😳😳😳 Is this a colony of lice or what exactly do we call this? 😭😭😭 Watch to the end to see it
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Primal Fear mehn..... who could have predicted that ending??
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Can we just skip to the part where I already have an amazing career I live alone and everything is working out for me
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Please, I've got cookies in my shop that's close to expiration so I've put them for sale at 50% discount I've already lost two cartons to the same issue, there's been no sales If you're in port Harcourt I'd really appreciate if you patronise me They cost 3600 but now 1800 🙏
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İyi ki çizgi filmlerin prime döneminde büyümüşüz baksana şu senaryolara aqqq
samuray jack savaştığı kişinin sevdiceği olduğunu görünce pes ediyor
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“you should try reading books that actually challenge your mind.” good grief, Susan. have you seen the state of the world lately? let me enjoy my romance nonsense in peace.
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The ant coming over to bite it:
The moment the fly realised "oh fuck!"
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"They will ask me when I first knew I was in love with you. I will sigh and say I don’t know. It happened in fragments, piece by piece, separate moments over the years. Moments – that’s how I remember it. They will be surprised when I say you are the only man I have loved."
No other chapters beats the chapter 1 of “A Broken people’s playlist” It was pulling and so good🤭😌😌
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No other chapters beats the chapter 1 of “A Broken people’s playlist” It was pulling and so good🤭😌😌
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I waited 5 years for this. But I’m not mad anymore
New teaser for 'BLUE EYE SAMURAI' Season 2. Releasing January 19 on Netflix.
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London is calling. BLUE EYE SAMURAI returns JANUARY 19, 2027.
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That's not fixing, that is faking. What you listen to doesn't need to make sense to other people.
You have 1 month to fix your Spotify wrapped.
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*eu amo ler, é relaxante* eu quando matam o personagem que eu gosto:
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The politician that Mark Ruffalo played in Mickey 17 has such a trumpy vibe lmao
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Lagos. 2021
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Fuck Tinubu Fuck Remi tinubu Fuck seyi tinubu Fuck Kazeem Olajide Tinubu Fuck Folashade Tinubu-Ojo Fuck Zainab Abisola Tinubu Fuck Habibat Tinubu Fuck Olayinka Tinubu All una family join hand ruin my 20s Tinubuuuuuu oooo
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