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xyclical

@xyclical

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Joined June 2022
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what do you think is happening inside other peoples houses
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transitioning and detransitioning so fast it’s like i never left
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shooting myself in the head to show you how a head works
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leaving milk and cookies out for the intruders
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showing up for my job at the field factory and there’s a whole factory there
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great job boys, all in a day’s work! where do we clock out? fuck
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trapeze bartender. he’s a bartender but he’s on a trapeze
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showing up for my job at the factory factory and it’s just an empty field
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where do we clock in? i guess we should build that part first
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xyclical@xyclicalNov 1
(josh hartnett voice) digger had a car accident
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stupidest thing since diced bread
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Miserable Hog@sadhog12Nov 2
I am always the funniest person in the room. They may not know it, I may not show it, but it's always true
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doing bitter sweet symphony at karaoke but i just spend six minutes singing the string part
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(josh hartnett voice) digger had a car accident
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i hate gay halloween what do you mean “i”? what’s this self you’re always blathering about? is this anything?
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meatwad@burner9977Oct 30
I’ve just decided to become the coolest guy of all time
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(at my toddlers birthday) she’s two for an amazing reason
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if it’s all the blame to you
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quick, get in the x
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i’m inventing a two player game where you take turns making each other miserable forever
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