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An adorably clear chap, but hardly a capable acorn. @yardboy@ruby.social

Jacksonville, FL
Joined August 2007
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Indiana's Republican attorney general has created a website where you can tattle on "socialist teachers". Each submission must have at least one attachment. It's wide-fucking open. No way this will backfire. Internet, do what you do. #sharethiswideandfar in.gov/attorneygeneral/educa…
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“be content to be thought foolish and stupid”- @stevenbristol
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The 'Stranger Deals' character I relate to is The Brains. Join me in the ‘Upside Down’ with @Namecheap #NCStrangerDeals namecheap.com/domain-web-hos…
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Watching Yellowstone, wife: "Is that the cowboy (Ryan Bingham) singing that song?" Me: "Doesn't sound like him, but I like that song." Shazam it. Oh, it's @zachlanebryan no wonder I like it. 🙂
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It pays to ask. $585 savings over 15 months. Thanks @TvanHelsdingen and @oliverprimus for the heads up.
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In honor of the end of Ted Lasso, the darts scene is worth sharing one more time… #TedLasso
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Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.
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My Grandma had a bulletin board where she kept obituaries of people she knew from her past and the neighborhood and I used to think it was a sweet way of remembering but as she grew more bitter in her 90s I realized that it wasn’t a memory board, it was a scoreboard.
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Made a copy cat Ted Lasso biscuits recipe and jeebus they're good.
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Just got my @JasonIsbell & 400 Unit Tix for August. Really looking forward to it.
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Hank Moody should've stayed with Faith. Fuck Karen.
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There are two rules in life: 1) Never give out all the information.
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How is it that children continue to be slaughtered in mass shootings despite the best efforts of Republicans to protect them by banning Drag Shows?
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Hey fellas. first time in jail. I gotta ask: where is the exit
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congrats Rush Limbaugh on 2 years sober
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I feel like the Rihanna halftime performance was a giant nod to 1976's "Logan's Run".
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