I just want to give you a bit of an insight into the Saturday afternoon team.
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Damn, if only there were some stairs I could walk down in this exact location while the escalator isn’t working
Little known fact: standing right at the edge of the baggage carousel makes your bag come out faster.
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Thinking about how prominent the American Airline branding is in Home Alone 2 - they surely sponsored the movie - yet the film shows nothing but their grossly incompetent security and boarding procedures, allowing a child to become “Lost in New York”
Dislocating my shoulder and requiring season ending surgery with how hard I’m waving a towel at the end of the bench.
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Shaq: We shook ourselves asleep every night. Blood on the cracked dash of a Pontiac. Blood in the cracks, blood in the vents. Blood pouring out the exhaust as we threw it in drive. Four hands on the wheel and no past to remember.
Chuck: I know yo big ass ain’t fit in no Pontiac
Spotify’s new “AI DJ” feature is really cool if you want to listen to music you already have on other playlists, interspersed with someone you didn’t ask to talk in between them
What a terrible end to a terrible tournament. Boomers never looked convincing for a minute of this thing.
Would never willingly hire a tradie who drives a RAM/F-150/giant US truck. Overcharges, more money than sense. Avoid. Also wouldn’t hire one who drove a Great Wall/Haval Chinese one. Poor quality work, too cheap. Late model Hilux or similar has to be the Goldilocks of tradie utes
I might be a little weird like this, so please don’t judge but something I like to do to unwind after a long week on a Friday afternoon is enjoy an ice cold beer
An underrated aspect of being on holiday in a new place is seeing the different gas stations. It’s called what? And the colours are red and green? Just absurd. How exotic.
My thoughts on Barbie? Didn’t see it. My thoughts on Oppenheimer? Also didn’t see it. Who knows, maybe next weekend.
🎵 hit me wemby one more time 🎵
Britney Spears was allegedly assaulted after a member of Victor Wembanyama's security backhanded her in the face, per @TMZ
