Dissident chic. Wife. Mother of DD, A, B, & 4. Historian. šŸ’@arthur_ber84872 I love Jesus Christ & ā€œdadā€ jokes. Writing a book series no one will read.

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Joined April 2023
My account is now just Malfoid shaped wifejaks and teen movie edits.
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Bullshit
Francis Fukuyama: "The lack of a strong national musical tradition contributes to the weakness of American national identity."
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Michael Welch deserved awards for how well he channeled his inner RDA.
Replying to @samismymuse
The Jack O'Neill alphabet #stargate 13/13
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The Jack O'Neill alphabet #stargate 1/13
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Being a dad is two thoughts, 9 minutes apart. 7:40am, watching them eat cereal: "These kids are perfect. How did something this good come from me?" 7:49am: "Why does NOBODY in this house listen? Who raised these animals? I'd like a word with their father." I am their father.
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I watched the whole series. It goes on too long, the finale is rushed, & I think it undersells the best part of the set-up. But there is a decent story buried under its flaws, the idea of finding your way back to the person you love & becoming worthy of them along the way.
I’m watching Drop Dead Diva, & for all its flaws, there’s something interesting about the set-up. Deb dies and her soul hijacks Jane’s body. What she becomes isn’t quite Deb, but isn’t quite Jane either. In Jane’s body, she works with Deb’s fiancĆ©, but he doesn’t know who she is.
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I wouldn’t recommend the show. The case of the week plots are absurd, & way more trans plots than I expected for a show that aired during Obama’s first term. But, the primary story would be an awesome standalone movie or book.
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A better story would be Luna & Ron. His personality is shaped by rash judgments & hoping to find his mark outside the shadow of brothers & Harry. Luna sees the extraordinary in everything, & considers multiple possibilities.
If you want to hook Harry Potter up with a blonde for a more "logical" romantic ending there's no particular need to give Draco a sex change. Luna > Malfoid.
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we regretfully announce the AI slop’s tune is in fact a banger
I came to realize people liked the french #slopcore without having the lyrics šŸ˜… sorry! So here is a version with english subtitles!
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I haven’t made ham & cheese muffins in years.
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Women think women are more attractive with short hair. Men think women are more attractive with long hair. I don’t even think it’s always because of intrasexual competition. At least not consciously.
This "study" is pseudoscience because: - 2 is hotter than 1 - 3 is hotter than 2 - If a woman arrives at 4 she has gotten there entirely of her own accord
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This is my Malfoid art . There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Malfoid art is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
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Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Mean Girls 10 Things I Hate About You (ensemble) 10 Things I Hate About You She’s All That Drive Me Crazy Clueless Empire Records Empire Records stills x6 Overboard It’s a Boy Girl Thing x3 French Kiss Cheaper by the Dozen Just My Luck
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This all started with my imprinting Malfoid on a Lindsay Lohan film, so I figured I should finally get around to recreating one of my favorite movies with LL.
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This would have been a way more compelling love story if Jane wasn’t fat. And you can’t tell me I’m wrong because even the writers couldn’t bring themselves to make the fiancĆ© fall for Deb in Jane’s body.
I’m watching Drop Dead Diva, & for all its flaws, there’s something interesting about the set-up. Deb dies and her soul hijacks Jane’s body. What she becomes isn’t quite Deb, but isn’t quite Jane either. In Jane’s body, she works with Deb’s fiancĆ©, but he doesn’t know who she is.
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I think I’m just waiting for Jane to tell the fiancĆ© that she’s actually Deb before I stop watching, just to see exactly how they make him react.
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Jane/Deb doesn’t want to force him to fall in love with her new self, but she can’t help wanting to be around him & talk the way she did in her old body. He’s obviously compelled by her, but is both still mourning Deb & not attracted to Jane’s body. I don’t know if they reconcile
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I don’t know if I’ll watch the whole series, but for now it’s not all bad.
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