LIVING for the dog rolling around on its back in the Commons. And no I donβt mean Jacob Rees Mogg #Budget2026
Ayden Heaven is like when Axel Tuanzebe was a regular at United. Absolutely not good enough but given allowances for reasons that nobody can understand.
The clocks changing is such bullshit. It being fractionally lighter at 7am does not make up for it being dark by mid-afternoon.
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Four years of Unai Emery as Aston Villa manager π
πΆ The Villa loves you more than you will know πΆ
βBlink once if youβve been made an ambassador against your will, blink twiβ¦ uhβ¦ maβam can you blink? Yes, blink. Itβs likeβ¦ when you press your eyelids shut ovβ¦ eyelids. Yes. There should be two.β
Ambassador Thornhill, welcome to the team. Iβm proud to have such a dedicated leader join us as Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons. Human trafficking is a grave human rights issue and a transnational crime exploiting men, women, and children for profit. We will continue to go after traffickers, protect survivors, and deliver justice for the American people.
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Removing Inheritance Tax on first homes is a big tax break for the top 5% of wealthiest families, almost all of them living in London and the South East, paid for by everybody else.
Tomorrowβs BBC Football gossip includes Spurs βprioritising a striker but not spending big moneyβ, meanwhile weβre lining up Endrick π
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