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slut for vinegar // all my heroes are villans 🦁

Manchester, England
Joined July 2009
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Replying to @6layerssup
Am I doing this right
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LIVING for the dog rolling around on its back in the Commons. And no I don’t mean Jacob Rees Mogg #Budget2026
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LOL they get handed a piece of piss draw every time AND YET
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How can I mass-block all football fans on THAT continent?
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Ayden Heaven is like when Axel Tuanzebe was a regular at United. Absolutely not good enough but given allowances for reasons that nobody can understand.
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Luke πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
aston villa is everywhere for those with eyes to see
Elegant Tones.
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The clocks changing is such bullshit. It being fractionally lighter at 7am does not make up for it being dark by mid-afternoon.
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Luke πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Four years of Unai Emery as Aston Villa manager πŸ’œ 🎢 The Villa loves you more than you will know 🎢
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It’s Viking as in Peking not Viking as in hiking. Hope that helps.
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Absolutely agog at the United score, can a manager be sacked mid-match?
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Luke πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Happy Anniversary to those who celebrate
Aston Villa Football Club can confirm that Head Coach Steven Gerrard has left the club with immediate effect.

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The best three-and-a-bit grand I’ve ever spent.
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That’s a fuckin lie actually. I’ve just remembered that’s pretty much what we spent on our wedding.
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Luke πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
The Iceman ❄️ Your #NEWAVL POTM: Victor LindelΓΆf! πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ @adidas || #UpTheVilla
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Five years ago this week. Now in a WTA 1000 final.
Sonay Kartal, a name worth remembering. Playing her first tournaments in two years as an unranked qualifier, she’s reached one final and is on course for a second.
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β€œBlink once if you’ve been made an ambassador against your will, blink twi… uh… ma’am can you blink? Yes, blink. It’s like… when you press your eyelids shut ov… eyelids. Yes. There should be two.”
Ambassador Thornhill, welcome to the team. I’m proud to have such a dedicated leader join us as Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons. Human trafficking is a grave human rights issue and a transnational crime exploiting men, women, and children for profit. We will continue to go after traffickers, protect survivors, and deliver justice for the American people.
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They are planning their next hit. They are cat burglars.
What do they talk about together
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Changed my username for the first time in years. Bye bbz.
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Luke πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Removing Inheritance Tax on first homes is a big tax break for the top 5% of wealthiest families, almost all of them living in London and the South East, paid for by everybody else.
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Tomorrow’s BBC Football gossip includes Spurs β€˜prioritising a striker but not spending big money’, meanwhile we’re lining up Endrick πŸ˜‚
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Luke πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Comments are glorious #avfc
πŸ—£οΈ β€œHopefully we [Aston Villa] can win a Europa League here.” Matty Cash says he hopes Unai Emery can bring European success back to Villa Park. πŸ‘€
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