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BAFTA nominated Writer; LDN born, Naija soul. i sometimes do it for the gram: @omoyemiifyanasty: represented by Curtis Brown

London, England
Joined May 2010
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you’ll simultaneously get some sass and a way to hire me: my business cards, ladies and gents
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bye bye bye bye bye bye bye to the old me
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oh this diva ate this so bad omfg😭🥹
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Sometimes when my mum is really well behaved I reward her with a little inside of my personal life
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The way I hollered
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I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽
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He wiped her gloss off cleannnnn😂
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If I don’t get paid soon I might actually fall down 🫠🫠🫠
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the difference is, i can take what i dish out. if i missed your birthday, just miss mine.. idgaf.
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whatever this is, please give them a full season right now 😭
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It’s funny when people meet me in my extroverted state because they have the perception that I’m always like that & that is the furthest thing from the truth. 😂
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You know what one of my favorite black experiences is? When you put too much lotion on your hand and just reach out to the closest black person and they just know to take the excess.
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Mine is sitting on a toilet and a hidden snake attacks my v@gina but okay.
Every women’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.
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The worst thing about this 5k run were the guys running alongside him trying to touch the hem of his garment
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if he brings out the child in you, you're dating a man. if he brings out the mother in you, you're dating a boy. if he brings out the inner man in you, you're dating a loser
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The older I get, the more certain I am that we knew exactly who we were when we were little, and then adults talked us out of it
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Make a stupid sound when you unplug the straightener or hot tool. Then you can remember unplugging it cause the vocal stim releases dopamine. This is a well known Japanese technique called Shisa Kanko and it totally works!!!!
Drop a neurodivergent tip below that actually works for you.. Not the stuff they tell you in therapy. The real stuff you figured out yourself 👈
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This is taking me OUT LMFAOOOOOOOO
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I have a friend who indeed, wants to use depression to wound themselves
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Spiders learn our routines so if you ever find a spider in your house just know you're not following your routine
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Who can honestly say they've had the same phone number for the last five years??
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