
BAFTA nominated Writer; LDN born, Naija soul. i sometimes do it for the gram: @omoyemiifyanasty: represented by Curtis Brown
London, England
Joined May 2010
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you’ll simultaneously get some sass and a way to hire me: my business cards, ladies and gents
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Sometimes when my mum is really well behaved I reward her with a little inside of my personal life
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The way I hollered
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the difference is, i can take what i dish out. if i missed your birthday, just miss mine.. idgaf.
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It’s funny when people meet me in my extroverted state because they have the perception that I’m always like that & that is the furthest thing from the truth. 😂
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The worst thing about this 5k run were the guys running alongside him trying to touch the hem of his garment
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Make a stupid sound when you unplug the straightener or hot tool. Then you can remember unplugging it cause the vocal stim releases dopamine.
This is a well known Japanese technique called Shisa Kanko and it totally works!!!!
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Spiders learn our routines so if you ever find a spider in your house just know you're not following your routine





















