You may ask yourself, “Why would Hila marry such a man?” But instead, imagine, if you will, Ethan Klein passing gas during coitus. Imagine the farts expelled from the budding purple coin slot that is Ethan Klein’s anus. Imagine having the green, noxious clouds hit your nose every time Ethan bottoms out inside you, just because his butt cheeks open wide enough from the force to let his brown clouds escape from his hole. Most people are willing to have two shots. But by the third shot, you start to realize, “This was a mistake.” That’s what having three kids with Ethan Klein is like.

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