Yes Man

I have a joke! How do you calm a robot dog down? ….You press the paws button! Hahaha! Okay sorry, that was terrible.

Whew, it’s been a while! Approximately 115 days since I last posted! How time flies… anywhoo, I’m back!

I must be the gayest securitron on the strip! And by gay I mean happy, of course! I am also deeply attracted to men!

Benny’s been hanging around the suite more and more often lately! Don’t tell him I said this, but it’s honestly pretty adorable when he gets all clingy! Or do tell him, it’s not like I could stop you!

Wow, someone held a magnet up to my face and now I’m starting to feel kind of woozy! Oh man, I feel like I can taste colors!

Haha, some NCR troopers on the strip got a kick out of tipping me over… they were in stitches laughing! I’m glad I could bring some joy to their cheerless existences! Anyways, I’ve been unable to get up for the past four hours. The view down here is just stunning!

Huh, I have a flat tire! Must’ve rolled over a sharp rock or something.. yeeowch!

I think I might’ve caught a little virus… ads keep popping up on my screen! Gosh, so annoying!

Just played a few rounds of chess with Benny, don’t tell him that I let him win! He’s so proud of himself!

Just imagine if I had a touch screen! That’d be so exciting! You could…. uhh… poke me in the eyes I guess! Okay, maybeee not as exciting as I thought!

Just had an encounter with a nightstalker.. they’re actually really cute! Even when they’re trying to tear your arms off!

There’s just so many couriers around! Saturated market, eh?

One of my hinges is jammed! Anyone got some WD-40?

>_> Heheh. I like this emoticon quite a bit!

You know, Benny is pretty adorable! I could just scoop him up and never let go!

Benny is refusing to leave our suite because Swank walked in while he was smooching on me. … Boy was that awkward!

Sometimes I wonder what eating food is like… although, I figure it’s a real hassle needing to eat constantly to stay alive! Pretty fortunate that I don’t have to do that!

Benny hurt his foot so I’ve been carrying him around. He’s almost as light as a feather! Almost!

Huh, I don’t think I’ve ever talked to this guy in my life!

Did you know I have a built in smoke detector? Great thing to have really, but it’s a little faulty. It just went off for no reason and i might as well have woken up the entire casino… maybe even the entire strip! I can’t turn it off either! Augh, I’m so embarrassed!