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I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets and I am the subject of numerous documentaries.

Fargo, North Dakota
Joined December 2011
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😂😂😂😂😂 sorry mom #AssTats – at Grand Forks, ND
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taking one of these home from the bar ripping heaters and star gazing>>>
Ukrainian company ARMOLAB tested its ROBONOSH ground robotic evacuation system.
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Have you seen an alligator sneeze before
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Holy shit this Justin Herbert slander is the craziest one yet 😭😭😭
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Give Dave Merritt a life time contract
NFL CB production through 8 weeks Trent McDuffie is as good as it gets in the league right now at any position
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Legendary DoorDash driver
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“Patrick Mahomes is washed” Also Patrick Mahomes’ receiving core
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Just pretend like it’s Super Bowl Sunday.
So we’re just supposed to raw dog a Sunday tomorrow without Josh Allen football?
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Walk em down Chief Keefe
You know we had to get @PFTCommenter on the mic 😅
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This is how you handle a situation like this. Props to the Brewers organization
Update from the Milwaukee Brewers on the Timeless Ticket situation:
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George Kittle is a hall of fame tight end but that doesn’t stop him from looking like he’ll strip all the copper wire out of a fifth wheel
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THIS MAKES NO SENSE🤯👀
THIS IS ACTUALLY CRAZY 🤯 Patrick Mahomes has officially tied Tom Brady as the FASTEST quarterback in NFL history to reach 100 career wins! Both accomplished the milestone in just 131 starts.
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This the craziest slander video I’ve ever seen
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Only 3 NFL teams have yet to lose
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He got his Raiders picture
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Happy birthday to our all-time rushing TD leader, Priest Holmes 🥳
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THIS IS KENNETH WALKER PLAYS IS ONE OR THE COOLEST VIDEOS YOU WILL SEE. 🥶🥶🥶 This is RIDICULOUS.
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Kenneth Walker ATE this peanut punch
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Cam Skattebo at practice wondering why Jaxson Dart wears #9 and sucks now
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