Yolanda

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@CorinaKattAyala tell my fellow Yolanda happy day for me. :)

Someone out there really thinks they have this account. They've tried to reset the password over 10 times already.

I am STILL not that Yolanda.

Like I didn't get enough misdirected tweets already. Thanks weather humans.

Giant fucking water bug just nearly attacked me. *sobs* ff.im/U3VWc

@ha3rvey What did you have?

One ping only. Time to watch Hunt for Red October. Yay for it being on instant netflix! http://ff.im/Ekkvr

@ha3rvey Really, Harvey? With the rapture upon us, you choose Little Caesars?

Hmmm. I could have sworn I had a goodreads account already. http://ff.im/D70vp

Also, what was this stuff about not getting any rain around here? I do believe I hear thunder and plenty of water... http://ff.im/D70Ct

Put too much cornbread in my soup. Wait. There is no such thing as too much cornbread.

"All the calls are being routed to me." If that were true, you'd be getting thousands of calls, not 10 a week. FYI. #meow

I need some pepppy tunes, stat! What do you recommend?

I've run out of steam. :(

Dear Droid X, why are you not sending my emails out? :(

I'm SO VERY GLAD that my noise cancelling earbuds arrived.

Sitting here at Mom's watching Assassins for the billionth time. Guilty pleasure movie. I love the bird story Elektra tells.

@SeanLoyless Was his name-o!