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I stopped taking this account seriously You shouldn't take it seriously either

Yonder Bognie, Scotland
Joined May 2009
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When I was growing up in @CharMeckSchools, whenever they served the square pizza, I always had two slices
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The best way to judge the quality of a Las Vegas casino is how you feel even if you lose.
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Snow days aren’t that fun when you are already working from home
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When you hear Rhino dancers are taking cocktail gigs at Circa’s Legacy Club and a lot of things start to make sense.
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Last night I had a dream that #BabyYoda was the key to defeating #COVID19
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I keep hearing people compare Wall Street to Las Vegas casinos. The truth is that casinos are far more regulated.
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May you find peace, Screech
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IMO what’s going on w/ #wallstreetsbets @AMCTheatres & @GameStop is nothing but capitalism The best & worst example of it all at the same time People are free to make stupid trades & do stupid things w/ their money The stock market is, after all, little more than legal gambling
The pandemic took down my dry cleaner If Crane stationary goes down and my preferred florists fall that’s it for civilization
I don’t see how what the Reddit investors did w/ @GameStop & @AMCTheatres is much different from what hedge funds & robber barons have done in the last For the most part it’s just raw capitalism in my opinion Free markets gives you the right to do stupid things w/ your money
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A hedge fund is angry because a bunch of people got together, pooled a ton of money and bought stocks in the hopes of massively profiting at the expense of someone else.
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Pandemic soundtrack day whatever
I booked several “phantom” meetings today on my online calendar. I’ve had back to back to back zooms all this week and need time to actually get work done.
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To me, what’s happening to #shortsellers of @GameStop is comparable to a #Vegas #Blackjack table made up of half pros & half amateurs The amateurs are winning but not playing the “right way” which causes the pros to lose This, of course, infuriates the pros who don’t win on luck
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To me, what’s happening to #shortsellers of @GameStop is comparable to a #Vegas #Blackjack table made up of half pros & half amateurs The amateurs are winning but not playing the “right way” which causes the pros to lose This, of course, infuriates the pros who don’t win on luck
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Early in my tenure in #Vegas I had quite a winning streak on one #blackjack table despite hitting when I shouldn’t & generally just being lucky I was up big But an old woman at the table started screaming at me for playing “wrong.” Even threatened to have me beaten up
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“Do you think old biker dudes know they could be selling their XL harley davidson shirts for $60 a piece on depop?”
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Please put @BernieSanders back where you found him
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In one of the millions of parallel universes the @Jaguars are playing to go to the #SuperBowl today
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*At Runyon Canyon Girl with dog: “OMG Teddy is getting anxiety.” Random Stranger: “I have a Xanax in my bag.”
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