i am a catfish indeed

who wants to fully sponsor my worlds finals event ticket? i have a hotel room in nyc and a mouth (for legal reasons, this is a joke)

oomfs are deadlocked up for locktober

is it racist if i say the only one i didn’t want was k’sante…and i got k’sante…?

the cutest taiwanese girl you know just had a bowl of 牛肉麵

i would never lie and say "i'm not like other girls" because i am of the egirl species and i am proud of it

when i say i’m a broke bitch i mean my bank account was at -0.06 and i just scrambled to make a deposit of 1 dime and 1 nickel

one of my students talking to their friends: “are you on twitter bro? you a gooner?”

i miss when my mother would brush my hair and put it up in pigtails for me

what i'm tryna be

i got an offer!

working 8:41-3:15 with 1 30-min break today, wish me so much patience 😩

it’s funny that people will automatically judge me for my religion when they spent multiple conversations with me not knowing, like, did i ever push my beliefs onto you? no. did i ever force you to see my perspective? no. i will happily watch you eat a BLT and drink a beer bro

this is your 1 reminder that i’m an nsfw account (meaning, don’t click on blurred images if you don’t want to see nsfw content)

i’ll wait

i miss going to potato head and chilling at the underwater bar :(

weird paranoid intrusive thought i had: i now have a fear that one day when i have a partner, they’ll use a syringe to inseminate me while i’m sleeping and i’ll get pregnant without my knowledge

alright, i need uh i need uh i…uh…i…