New side quest unlocked: becoming an author ✍️⁠ ⁠ Did you know that 15 years of professionally making men cry gives you enough material for a book? So I wrote one (of course) 🖤⁠ ⁠ The stories behind Me, Mistress Eva Oh, the lessons I learned along the way, and quite a few things I’ve never shared publicly before. ⁠ ⁠ It’s officially available to pre-order now: linktr.ee/youwillpleaseme ⁠ Do let me know which cover is your favourite — the first being the US cover, and the second the UK cover.⁠

Think you know my type?

The real appeal goes far beyond what meets the eye.

Can you remember that?

A peek into the life you don't get to see every day.

Story time! And no, you don't get to skip to the ending.

Tell me, darling, do you want to hold it or surrender it?

Here's a little taste of life on my side.

What took you so long?

Admit it, I'm right.

Don't you agree?

Are you going to behave?

Just knowing what makes you tick.

Ever wonder what it's like on the other side of my door?

I call it knowing which buttons to press.

Power isn't always about who's the loudest.

Behave accordingly, got it?

No tribute, no access, yet somehow you think your opinion matters?

I call it your next obsession. 😏

What can you learn if you weren't so distracted? Stay tuned to find out. Watch, listen and subscribe on all my channels. Let's discuss x

I wonder if you're this easily distracted in real life.