@youwouldknow

Come with me if you want to leave

 London via Cymru
Joined March 2009
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“Still an issue.” Like you’re describing a leaky shower head or a slightly loud fridge. Sublime
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300 is a very silly film & yet here I am watching it
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My mum just came into the room, went “strewth” at one of the Spartans, & is now watching intently from the sink
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Nightmare blunt rotation
Mukhtar
@I_amMukhtar10h
Today at Southwark Crown Court, Chris Brown, Russell Brand and Tommy Robinson are all appearing in court.
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Lots of people engaging with a really obvious ragebait bot today for some reason
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Sentence structure & manner of insults completely off for a UK citizen, not to mention the account’s very recent name change & of course, the blue tick of shame
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Everyone in the house whenever the kitten does anything
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Updating all my Welsh friends on the London saga now I’m home
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Might ring in to Lorraine to tell her she’s a sucka MC
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Unpopular opinion but I really like the earlier, darker evenings
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Watching The Other Bennet Sister & without a doubt I would let Mr Hayward run me down with his horse
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I don’t want to put any eggs in any baskets or get ahead of myself, but I fear I’m on the verge of being So Back
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Prynhawn da fellow posters
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Not me getting free tickets to see 1/6 of Jurassic 5
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Just saw a user called HowlingBunghole gently commiserating with someone who’d been brutally dumped & isn’t that really what the internet’s all about
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The Telegraph
@TelegraphOct 24
Police have detained a suspect following a fire at the Eagle’s Nest, Adolf Hitler’s mountain retreat in Germany 🔗 telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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Roses are red A baby deer’s a fawn
Metro@MetroUKOct 22
Male stripper event in sleepy town turns into ‘Roman orgy’ — it’s becoming the norm trib.al/PfZJmFT

Male stripper event in sleepy town turns into 'Roman orgy' — it's becoming the norm

'I'm just sorry I didn't go.'

metro.co.uk
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Girl 😍
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I’ve picked an incredible day to go to the marina for lunch
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Big Saturday
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Taxi driver’s just given me a full rundown of the ins & outs of daylight savings
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