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main security brain @grubhub; ex-@sweetgreen, @Target, @pwnieexpress; speaker; USAF Vet. Don’t measure yourself by someone else’s 📏. Tweets my own & mine alone

right behind you, silly!
Joined July 2012
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We are pleased to announce the expansion of the @craignewmark Veterans Scholarship Fund, increasing access to a McCourt School education for active-duty servicemen and women, veterans and military-connected students. Read more: bit.ly/3HZGtMh
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A jury has convicted Tory Lanez of all three charges for the 2020 shooting of Megan Thee Stallion. A crazy and downright scary scene in the courtroom as his father and stepmother screamed about wicked injustice.
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Moments ago I spoke to Brittney Griner. She is safe. She is on a plane. She is on her way home.
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Stop what you’re doing and watch this complete takedown of @HerschelWalker by pastor @jamalhbryant. #WeDontNeedAWalker
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80,000 voters already challenged in GA. This is voter suppression. Don’t stand for it. Insist on a provisional ballot and vote. It’s your right. Don’t let them win by not voting.
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Stepping up at work, at home, or in your community when the moment calls for it is an admirable thing. It’s not toxic. But if you are constantly in hero mode, then you don’t have enough help, you aren’t addressing root cause, or both. It’s not sustainable and you will burn out.
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Not Magic Mike!! I'm done😂😂.
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plans: *cancelled* me:
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A Bottle of water can be .50 cents at a supermarket. $2 at the gym. $3 at the movies and $6 on a plane. Same water. Only thing that changed its value was the place..So the next time you feel your worth is nothing, maybe you’re at the wrong place💯
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After 27 years, Serena's career comes to a close 🙏 🐐 4x Olympic gold 🥇 🐐 23 Grand Slam singles titles 🐐 14 Grand Slam doubles titles 🐐 Only tennis player to achieve the career Golden Slam in both singles and doubles 🐐 Joint longest run as the No. 1-ranked female player
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AG Merrick Garland announces bombshell charges against police officers involved in the search warrant that led to the killing of Breonna Taylor. He says defendants "took steps to cover up their unlawful conduct" and "met in a garage where they agreed to tell ... a false story."
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Stop calling the police when someone experiences a mental health crisis. 1 in 5 people fatally shot by police have a mental health illness. Please dial 988. Today, the new national suicide hotline launches with expanded services to cover a range of mental health emergencies.
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Nothing better than a bitch on a sunny day
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Me: “A little dairy won’t hurt” My stomach:
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Kids before randomly doing a cartwheel in front of you
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Oh this chicken wing ain’t gone be that spicy The sauce on the wing:
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Parents: “don’t act up” A little kid:
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When they say Uno but you got a draw 4 for they ass
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Cat Owners: “Don’t knock anything off the table.” Cats:
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Him: I’m glad you’re not crazy like these other women Me:
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