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when people ask me what i do for a living, instead of answering, "i'm a [job]," i now answer, "i work as a [job], but i'm an artist." that shift has been meaningful for my mental health and led to better, more intimate conversations. i am not my job; you are not your job.

this is becoming a dalot hate account… but i’m deeply baffled: why does he play let alone start?!?!?! #ManUnited

i don’t understand why diogo dalot gets the start under every manager. he must be doing magic tricks in training cause his performance in matches can’t be what’s keeping him in the starting lineup! #ManUtd

please sell dalot to anyone who will take him for any price. why is he celebrating prematurely?! #manutd

take bruno off. #ManUnited

why does dalot get to play, let alone START?… #ManUnited

KOBBIE MAINOOOOOOOOOOOO

Manchester United, please explain how Lyon is down to ten men and still managed to get a wide open shot off. #manutd #lyon #embarrassing

manchester united, why do you hate me?

garnacho cannot score 🙄

could see that dalot red coming from a mile away. we need smarter players. transfer window is open: sell. #mufc #FACup

mainoo, thank you 💪🏾❤️🎉 #ManUnited

dalot must be joking.

dalot out. bruno out. garnacho out. please let us make moves this transfer window 🙏🏾 #manunited

AMADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

please explain how rashford gets subbed off before garnacho.

garnacho, you must pass the ball.