Kyokushin Karate*Car Lover*Cloud Engineer *AWS Certified Solutions Architect Pro & Ass* AWS Certified Developer* Aws Devops Professional* Aws Security Specialty
Katlehong,Gauteng,South Africa
Joined April 2011
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Zlatan Gomez retweeted
Hey Stanley, can you speak to my lawyer? Your phone is off. It’s now getting out of hand and I don’t want to think you’re a fraudster.
Open it. Close it. Pick up right where you left off.
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Dm or call for prices.
Zlatan Gomez retweeted
"But you were green on Teams"
I don't care if I was LIVE on CNN at 10 AM.
I'll respond to your email when I GET TO IT.
Zlatan Gomez retweeted
One thing about KZN provincial traffic cops they will write you a ticket😭
I have a ticket for doing 114kmh in a 120 zone in a Quantum, when I tried to argue, that lady said, “you thought that 100 at the back of your taxi is for decoration “ 😭👍
Zlatan Gomez retweeted
How. The. Fuck. Do they have this many employees?
BREAKING: DocuSign says it may lay off up to 162,000 employees.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
As of Docusign's most recent 10-K filing, Docusign had 7,044 employees as of 1/31/2026, making it impossible to lay off 162,000 employees.
sec.gov/Archives/edgar…
Zlatan Gomez retweeted
There’s an interview ka Dr. Rebecca that lives rent free in my mind 😭😭😭
She was interviewing a former gangster who is now a pastor and gospel singer, so she asks him where he’s from and he answers “I’m from Kroonstad in the Free State” and she goes “Wow umgulukudu wase Kroonstad, mshayelen’ izandla” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Zlatan Gomez retweeted
A bunch of Ferraris are about to be on repo auctions. Pity we are just regular joes, si ngabafana.
Zlatan Gomez retweeted
I wonder how my roommate feels seeing me shower twice a day when she showers every now and then
