@zipoffs
 Portland, OR
Joined June 2011
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making the worst outfit of all time for only $8.27
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if i found a finger in my chili i would simply suck on it
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ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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bob from the minions really has gorgeous eyes
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my bedroom is finally coming together 🙌
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actually
Daily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 24
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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the first day of Threads was so awesome
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oh great now i have to use a code to jack off?
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cranking his hog for christmas
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who the fuck is at my door
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it’s okay he’s chill
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cool
Donald Trump Jr.
@DonaldJTrumpJr25 May 2011
I have gotten absolutely nothing done since all 50 Miss USA contestants showed. CAN'T FOCUS!!! Prob back on couch 2nite but #totallyworthit!
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is this good enough
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need to go here soon
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lol
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people will see a seagull at the beach and be like that’s a sign from my dead grandma
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bobsled
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nodding serenely
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