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Elon Faggot Musk

@zlorple

Starting to think Reddit is better than this cesspool

 Portland, Oregon, USA
Joined July 2018
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Called that shit... although I was wrong about the "brief" window of opportunity. Elon's stupidity is just continual defenestration.
Elon Faggot Musk (@zlorple) profile pictureElon Faggot Musk@zlorple6 Nov 2022
I won't be surprised if we see other social media companies like $META or $PINS try to eat Elon's lunch by quickly adding some very simplistic Twitter-like functionality. They might sense there's a brief window of opportunity to take users and market share while he's struggling.
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Jay in Kyiv
@JayinKyiv23 Feb 2025
The top 15 accounts that Musk interacts with are ALL pro-Russian.
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@LinusEkenstam22 Feb 2025
I had Grok list the top 100 accounts Elon interacts with the most that shares the most inaccurate and misleading content. Then I had Grok boil that down to the top 15 accounts. And add a short description to each. Grok is truly a masterpiece, how it portraits Alex Jones
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We need to go back to shaming people for being stupid. Stupid people don't *know* they're stupid so they need to *feel* stupid. Without that shame they think they're smart and they seek out other "smart" people on the internet and form deranged cults and political movements.
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🔎Al🔍@SweatieAngle21 Feb 2025
You know Carson City slot machines hate to see this butch grandma coming
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Googling how to prepare food without drooling all over the place
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LOL wow he's even more deranged than I thought.
evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) profile pictureevan loves worf
@esjesjesj28 Dec 2024
If this really is Elon’s alt holy shit
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I do always appreciate how Elon proves that CEOs are non-essential employees because he’s doing everything except running any of his companies
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Making a deepfake of Trump fucking a poodle to own the libs.
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"uh-huh-huhhh... any- anything for you, sir. Can I change your diaper? I would um- do that for you. Then wipe you clean, sir. By- by any means... uh-uh- available. Uh-huh... uh-huh-huh"
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@jules_su17 Sep 2024
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Roshan Rinaldi (@Roshan_Rinaldi) profile pictureRoshan Rinaldi
@Roshan_Rinaldi16 Sep 2024
Per Fortune, Twitter's revenue has collapsed by approximately 84% since Elon's takeover. fortune.com/2024/08/15/elon-…
Elon Musk may have to sell billions in Tesla stock to rescue X | Fortune

Elon Musk may have to sell billions in Tesla stock to rescue X | Fortune

Plunging U.S. revenue at X risks opening up a "massive hole" on its balance sheet that Musk needs to plug to stave off its financial collapse.

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Need a version of this meme where the guy isn't the worst person you know, he's just right for a whole bunch of bad reasons.
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POV: You don't know what POV means but you think people who say it are cool so you say it too.
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Matt Green@mattgreencomedy16 Aug 2024
Elon Musk buys a pub
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All these tweets about dictator Trump. But not one of them explains WHY that is a serious threat. Sorry, but you have to explain WHY or it isn't going to change votes. Asserting your moral superiority and expecting everyone to accept it is like Hillary calling people deplorables.
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Trump couches his authoritarian intentions as "fixing" democracy and government. Obviously about half the nation buys that lie. So you have to explain why and how that's a lie if you want to change anyone's opinion.
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Skyler Higley@skyler_higley13 Jul 2024
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Claire Penis
@ZeroSuitCamus28 Jun 2024
🚨BREAKING🚨 Two separate inside sources are telling me Trump’s sorcerer was seen staring at Joe Biden and mumbling a possible incantation during the debate. This could be huge and might be grounds for the debate to be stricken from the record.
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