Zookeeper and amateur baker. Jane Krakowski stan. Akronite. Gay married 🏳️‍🌈 he/him. All views are my own.

Joined May 2012
I had such a fun day at @stlzoo today! Nearly cried when walking through the Bird House, truly so beautiful. Highly recommend visiting right when they open—you won’t regret it!
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when you work a 12 hour day and realize it’s your Monday
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When you play devil’s advocate— remember, you’re advocating for the devil. Seriously, be an ally or stay the f*ck out of our way.
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Hotel check-in guy: “oh actually I see your reservation has you guys in a room with only 1 king bed. Want me to change it to 2 queens?” @ivancedric_a & me: “oh…no that’s okay” Hotel guy:
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Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.
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Four months ago, Lauren Boebert called for a boycott of North Face because the outdoor apparel company featured a drag queen in a harmless, non-sexual advertisement because she believes drag queens are a public sexual nuisance (they are not). And yet…
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our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast
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Far right psychos simply cannot wrap their heads around the fact that most people find it uncomfortable at best to be around someone whose entire life revolves around vitriol and hate for people they don't even know
Just got this from my best friend for over ten years.
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every time a video I do for work goes viral I get to read lovely comments like this 🙄
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Doctor: you have 9 minutes and 58 seconds to live Me:
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baby baby baby 😍
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communitynewspapers.com/feat… It's a long read but an important one. I'm tired of watching developer greed devastate priceless natural treasures. I will not simply standby and watch this happen in my own backyard! It may cost me my job but to say nothing is to be complicit.
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stinky Charlie coming in hot
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Just had folks come to my door wanting to evangelize. I politely declined and offered a cold water to take along. We hear a lot about lgbtq ppl trying to indoctrinate everyone else. But I’ve never - not even once - had an lgbtq person come to my door to talk me into being lgbtq.
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don’t worry guys. the climate change hurricanes will put out the climate change fires.
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Spotted in Nashville! Two years away but the word about @VandyVolleyball is out ⚓️⬇️
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I do the baking, Ben does the flowers 🥰
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“Describe yourself in 5 words”
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behind these orange eyes
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