Actor/singer/writer/angry lib in a middle school gym teacher's body. Photos of your cats encouraged. He/him.
Queens, NY
Joined September 2009
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Zachrobatic retweeted
head of Chinese spy agency: did you successfully honeypot the target
me: [in a Winnie the Pooh costume] okay so I think there's been a misunderstanding
The fuck are we even doing, platforming these fucking semi-sentient cheese sticks?
Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent tells The Axios Show how President Trump jokes with him about women wanting an introduction:
“He’ll occasionally tell me: ‘You’re breaking Melania’s friends’ hearts. They see you on TV and they want an intro, and we have to break the news to them.’”
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Zachrobatic retweeted
Rep. Sarah McBride (D-DE) on Stephen Miller becoming the new White House Chief of Staff
“I think this president just wanted someone even more unlikable than him in the cuck chair in the Oval Office.”
Source: The Washington Sun
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Is Chuck Schumer exciting? No. Does he take risks? Of course not. But do his experience and acumen make him EXACTLY the man democrats need to most effectively wield this unprecedented mandate? Jesus christ, no
Zachrobatic retweeted
Which would you rather have:
Shania Law: it is mandatory for all women to go totally crazy, forget you’re a lady
Shakira Law: hips are legally forbidden to lie
Shawarma Law: at least one shawarma must be consumed per household per day
Sangria Law: all public water fountains now dispense sangria instead of water
Driving home from rehearsal, stopped for gas, went to start my car and heard a POP! and everything went dead. Checked under the hood and, well...batteries are not supposed to be wet.
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Well not with THAT attitude...
I DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS... BUT PLANES DON'T DO THAT!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Planes can leave such a scar on terrain after a crash. It is dependent on speed and angle relative to terrain.
The 1999 South Dakota Learjet 35 crash being one example
aviation-safety.net/asndb/323641
ValuJet Flight 592 is another example
miamiherald.com/news/local/com…
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Why are they publishing that he's even cooler than they thought?
Talarico is weirder than anyone ever imagined.
He signed up for an illicit adult hookup website looking for “group” activities.
Tell your friends and family to vote next Tuesday to make sure Talafreako doesn’t end up in the U.S. Senate.
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