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Yo, chapado a la antigua, dándole like a las 11:11 para que capte la indirecta. Ella, con un tuit de 5.8 mil likes, 89 RT y 176k visualizaciones. Obviamente va a notar el mío. Las señales no pueden ser más claras.
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Gustav Klimt’in ikonik eseri “The Kiss”, Viyana sokaklarında. 💛
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Hay videos que me dan risa y hay otros videos que me dan tanta risa hasta provocarme hipo, este es uno de ellos.
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Me watching the McDonald’s cashier tell me I can’t order breakfast after 10am at 10:05
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Only in theaters this October.
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Vincent couldn't stop painting cypress trees. 🌲 Their distinctive shape and colour fascinated him. He compared their tall forms to Egyptian obelisks and believed no one had yet painted them as he saw them. By then, Vincent had already painted his Sunflowers series. So when he wrote that he'd like to do ‘something with them like the canvases of the sunflowers,’ it revealed just how important cypress trees had become to him. 💬 Which one of Van Gogh's cypresses is your personal favourite? 1 ‘The Starry Night’, 1889 © MoMa 2 ‘Wheat Field with Cypresses’, 1889 © MET 3 ‘Cypresses with Two Figures’, 1890 © Van Gogh Museum 4 ‘Country Road in Provence by Night’, 1890 © Kröller-Müller Museum
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Me trabajaron una muela el viernes, me pusieron a dieta de sopas… y llevo 4 días quemándome la boca como si no aprendiera. El enemigo no es la muela, soy yo.
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No tengo autocontrol en estas pinches ferias 🫪
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Creo que ya me conocen en el restaurante chino, porque pusieron los hits de Luis Miguel…Domingo perfecto.
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witnessing tom cruise and anne hathaway smiling at the same time
Days of Thunder. Summer 2028.
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El día que pagan, el día que se me quiebra una muela.
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La teoría de los 6 grados de separación en Tegus solo sería de 1 grado nada más, todos conocen a todos.
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Did you expect ‘Sunflowers’ to look this bright? 🌻 Van Gogh painted ‘Sunflowers’ using three types of chrome yellow. Over the past 130 years, these pigments have gradually darkened – especially in the flowers and the lower background. By recreating the pigments Vincent used, scientists tried to reconstruct how the colours originally looked. The result? A bouquet that glows with bright, vivid yellow hues. 🖼️ ‘Sunflowers’, 1888 © Van Gogh Museum #vangogh #sunflowers #artfacts #vangoghmuseum #vincentvangogh
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El domingo empieza mi sufrimiento de nuevo. Newcastle vs Liverpool. #YNWA
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Matteo when he googles Messi net worth
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Las Olivias me estás destruyendo poquito a poquito…
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