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someone secretly photographed me at work and sent it to my coordinator. by 3:35 pm, i was sitting in a disciplinary meeting that nearly cost me my job.
i was halfway through my afternoon when my phone rang.
it was victoria, our department director.
"come to my office immediately. we have a serious issue to discuss."
when i arrived, she was sitting beside a laptop with a photograph already open.
she didn't even ask me to sit down before saying:
"you were caught sleeping at your desk for almost 40 minutes. your coordinator received this anonymously. this is your final warning. one more incident and you're gone."
i stared at her for a moment.
then i said, "can you put the photograph on the screen, please?"
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A woman who enjoys sex isn't desperate. She is just not interested in pretending she is above something she enjoys
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One of busiest person l have ever dated was also the most responsive.
I once asked him why do you also reply so quickly?
He said something l will never forget.
Communication is act of respect,if you love someone,you will respond as soon as you can.
Busy isn’t the problem,lack of priority is.
People make time for what matters to them.
And sometimes silence is simply a persons way of showing you where you stand in their life.
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Men will send unsolicited pictures of their penis like they have just unveiled a masterpiece.
Where is the exhibition? Who requested the artwork?
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Being someone's favourite notification is cute. Being their favourite bad decision is a different level of trouble
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I really love watching Chris Pratt on The Graham Norton Show. His attempt to perform a card trick for will.i.am, Jennifer Lawrence, and Jamie Oliver is comedy gold.
Watching him embrace the potential for failure with such self-deprecating humor and charm really makes for an unforgettable segment.
It’s a perfect reminder that sometimes the best unscripted moments come from just having fun and not taking yourself too seriously.
Honestly, his struggle to find the Ace of Hearts is more entertaining than if the trick had actually worked!
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The Friend Who Stole More Than a GirlFriend.
David a d Micheal had been best friends since childhood.The shared secrets,dreams,laughter and even helped each other through difficult times.
David trusted Micheal so much that he never could betray him.
When David fell in love with Sandra,he introduced her to Micheal,hoping they would become close friends,and they did.
But behind David’s back, something terrible was happening.
Whenever David was away,Micheal and Sandra secretly met,what started as innocent conversations soon turned into a forbidden affair.
One evening David returned home unexpectedly and found Micheal in his bedroom,wearing nothing but his guilt.
He stood frozen,staring at the two people he loved and trusted most.
Micheal quickly jumped up,trying to explain,but David raised his hand.
“Don’t bother explaining.l could forgive a woman for breaking my heart,but l never imagined my own brother would help her do it”.
Micheal knelt,begging for forgiveness,but David walked away without looking back.
O months later,Micheal lost Sandra too,she had moved to another man,leaving him with nothing but regrets.
One day,he tried calling David,but his number was blocked.
That was when he realized something:
He had not only slept with his best friends girlfriend,he had destroyed a friendship that money could never buy.










