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Some poor chud bastard woke up to his bitch wife in Dallas, Texas and had to drive to a job he hates. Chills man.
I don't even feel hatred for the city of Dallas I just remembered they existed for the first time in a while. Entire city is just up there confused.
Imagine growing up in Dallas an innocent young man only to come of age and realize you're considered a figment of the imagination to 90% of the state. San Antonio even has more motion. Very sad.
I genuinely forget that Dallas actually exists as a real place. I feel immense pain when I recognize the reality people really live there. I'm afraid of anyone who does so willingly due to the mental instability to make that decision.
If I were Iran these midterm results coming in would make me extremely nervous for the next few days lmao
In college I took Macroeconomics and the professor explained how globalism reduces COGS and brings down prices for everyone. When I asked what that means for wages and American jobs he beat my ass.
Now that Phil Longo is gone from Sam Houston it is important to remember how terrible Russell Martinez is at his job and replace him or separate him from athletic branding.
As a PROUD supporter and donor to Baylor University and the Bears athletic program I am calling on leadership to hire Phil Longo as our next Head Coach. He can recruit Texas and is offensive minded. This is the way forward. @BaylorAthletics
No I'm not rage baiting I am mentally ill brother.
BREAKING: Neuroscientists confirm that an under-stimulated ADHD brain will unconsciously pick an argument or poke a sibling just to manufacture a hit of adrenaline—which is why your house erupts into chaos the exact second everyone is bored.
When the external environment goes quiet and flat, an ADHD nervous system scrambles to fill the gap:1/6
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
ADHD brains show higher boredom proneness but research does not confirm neuroscientists verified unconscious argument-picking or sibling-poking specifically for adrenaline. Post cites no source.
link.springer.com/article/10.100… frontiersin.org/journals/psych…
Capitan patches are having a moment in college football and now I see the Brewers have them as well. The simple C looks clean.
Phil Longo sold me HARD DRUGS last Saturday. I recognized him as a football coach (can't remember what team) and asked him about it. He flicked me on the forehead and called me a retard and says his team plays on weekdays. Seemed a bit un called for.
Fellas if your wife or girlfriend is excited for the new book coming out today it is important to remember to do this. Once they get comfortable and locked in to start reading make sure you get up and start doing random loud unneeded chores like vacuuming.
To everyone noticing how doom and gloom the algorithm is leading up to the mid term elections. Strap up.
I was raised to leave things better than I found them so I'd normally clean up most things anyways but that gets hard to stomach when you're also charging a 250-300 dollar cleaning fee. Would rather stay at hotel.
