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John Holdentits

@2xjohnh

Horniest man west of the Mississippi

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Joined May 2024
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I don’t care anymore #lank
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Turnpike tussle is such a bad name for a rivalry
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Notre Dame son or UMiami daughter?
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Woke up with the tummy ache of doom and despair :(
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@JonRothsteinNov 7
My wife is gone til Sunday with her friends on a Girls Trip. She just texted that our 3-year old has been vomiting the entire car ride. I wish I could be there to help. I wish I could be there to offer support. But Saint Louis and Missouri haven't played in 25 years.
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CBBcels@CBBcelsNov 6
Tried to jerk off tonight to pictures of the ASU women’s basketball coach. My stupid phone wouldn’t load so I had to edge and wait Google finally loaded and I blew a load all over my phone screen I forgot to search women’s and just did a cum tribute to Randy Bennett KMS
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Naru Koizumi@MahiruYuukiNov 5
I sometimes wonder if the people at Apple have actually seen A Charlie Brown Christmas?
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@CoachJohnsonOUNov 5
Lookie Here‼️‼️‼️
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Oh hello there @triplethirty9
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@bigcontentguyNov 4
the biggest losers on earth are single issue weed voters
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Maybe don't be such Faggots about Weed next time
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I would rather die for Israel than work a 9-5
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Deleted all the posts that said faggot and retard should be in the clear now 👍
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I don’t think other people know how truly retarded the female college voter is
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𝐸𝐵@___eb__Nov 4
Still gonna need that 8k you promised us, washed up orange nigger @realDonaldTrump
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@buccocapitalNov 4
Everyone who has been saying retard for the last two years
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Bobby_Cart@Sports128933Nov 4
Give me @RonDeSantis and @marcorubio as running mates. Actually 2 republicans with class and common sense. I don’t mind JD except they just gonna flame him on everything trump did. Let’s move away from trump and start clean. #VoteRed2028 #Vote
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First legal beer #tappedin
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John’s last ever illegal beer
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This retard ran off a retaining wall 😹😹😹😹 #shrink #idiot #burner
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I’m voting for whichever party that nukes Iran
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