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Tried to book my flight to watch West Florida vs FIU and just realized I booked it to the wrong place like an idiot. At least my PNS will finally get close to a CLT

All I wanted to do this weekend was jack off in my room and watch A10 basketball but my bitch mom made me go to the Bahamas. FUCK MY LIFE

Tried to jerk off tonight to pictures of the ASU women’s basketball coach. My stupid phone wouldn’t load so I had to edge and wait Google finally loaded and I blew a load all over my phone screen I forgot to search women’s and just did a cum tribute to Randy Bennett KMS

A biblical stud stole my campus crush once. Not like I would’ve pulled her anyway, I’m such an ugly little goblin Michael Eley with an efficient 23 so far tonight after an efficient 27 the other night, great start to the year for the Hampton transfer

God my life fucking sucks I have scored the same amount of box in the last 3 years as LeMoyne has scored in this first half When will it fucking end

I’d ask to watch some games with you man but I’m a stinky friendless chud, you’d never wanna spend time with me

Not only am I a diehard Kansas state fan who flew to manhattan just to watch us lose to a mid major but I’m also a diehard republican. Worst hotel breakfast imaginable to make seriously contemplate continuing. My chud life is so worthless.

Kusturica or however the fuck you spell his name gets me so fucking horny im jacked to the fucking tits $500 prostitute or I sleep alone tonight

Just watched my Ball State Cardinals get absolutely manhandled by Georgia Southern and then I got to my hotel and there are mysterious stains all over the bed Maybe I’ll add some more on there as i jack off to Payton Sparks highlights

Only down $1,700 on the craps table this trip, but we started up $1,100 I found the same prostitute as last time, but she doubled the price from then because I’ve gained 40 pounds, which I can’t afford I threw up all over the Caesars Palace floor last night Hall of Fame Series

I was uninvited to a fucking Halloween party today. The person who uninvited me said he was doing it because 5 people had said they wouldn't go if a Dan Hurley enjoyer was going, so instead of telling them to fucking grow up, he told me not to come. Where will this end?

My dad, who is a Liberty grad, got off his court ordered house arrest last week. Today is his birthday. For a gift, I thought I’d take him to watch our Flames. We flew all the way from Richmond for this? He just told me he wishes he was back in jail. Fuck my chud loser life

I thought I grabbed my white High Point shirt for this trip to Rock Hill but nope I grabbed my fucking Kamala Harris shirt And they’re playing Liberty tonight too of course. Just fucking great. Maybe if I walk over to their student section some of the hot girls will spit on me

Having a great home cooked meal before the long night of games. High Point and Liberty should be a good one. Im currently at one of the lowest points of my life to date.

I did not have a Halloween party last night (goes without saying). I was watching last year's Field of 68 Opening Day highlights. Some jackass decided to come in my house at 2 am, put silverware into my microwave, start it, and leave. It knocked me out. I missed Nova vs ND.

It’s Halloween and instead of dressing up to get arrested by all the hot women dressed up as police officers, I’m sitting here eating frozen fish patties by myself because I’m an ugly fucking loser Please god let this be the year Ryan Pedon leads Illinois State to the tourney

My brother knows I’m a loser and I have nothing going on so he asked if I’d go to his 13 year old daughters school Halloween night I wore my sick new Florida jacket and now everyones asking if I’m dressed up as Todd Golden and thinks I’m sort of freak Why do I even fucking try?

dressing up as a low functioning autist who's going to stay inside and watch my bill walton full game playlist on youtube for halloween this year

Invited myself to a Halloween party tonight my crush was at. Showed up in a full body costume that hid me. We were about to hook up until she asked if I had protection, and I responded that my protection is as good as Joseph Tugler. She figured out it was me, and I got sent home