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why doesn’t anyone in my life take me seriously

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What's your dick size ?
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I love rough sex
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Mhiel retweeted
get that IDF cuck wife off my timeline
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How male pregnancy works👇
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Orestes son of Agamemnon I’m sooo drunk 😭😭 Orestes rightful heir to the throne of Argos 😭😭😭
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peeing all over the bathroom as a woman because reparations
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Replying to @301pushups
gen z is the buttfucked generation
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Small dick too #smalldicktoo
Preferring small breasts is a sign of high IQ
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Hussein in the membrane
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facetime me that pissy 👀
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What if instead of Greek life, it was chinese life. "Yeah bro I'm rushing 毛 (Mao) 泽 (Ze) 东 (Dong) next semester." "There's like 1.4 billion people in my pledge class." "I heard the pledge master's a dick bro." I am Clarence Xiao Jr 👍
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Milk is illegal in my country and we give babies vapes
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Do gay guys poop faster?
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We made the right person pregnant
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What a shame the poor grooms bride is sahur
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Seahorses
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Nothing ever plappens
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她说要做我的狗,我说我要用一个细细的绳子把她的阴蒂捆起来然后去花园里面遛全裸的她。她听到这话之后湿了,掰开腿问我“小阴蒂现在就想被妈妈捆起来。”我装作苦恼“你的阴蒂太小了,要被狠狠打几下才能捆起来哦。”“想被你牵着遛狗,在外面像狗一样尿尿。”她说完这话夹着腿轻喘。“变态母狗。”#女同
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they should make prostate exams a monthly thing so i can feel something in my butt more often
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