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recently listening to Allan Watts and he said my new favorite story of all time:
"There was a little girl that loved her new bunny rabbit so much that she squeezed it to death on the ride home."
The NEXT LEVEL is
to NEVERRRRRR FORGET,
AND CRUCIFY,
AND CANCEL!!!!!
WHOEVER WAS WITH...
THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
utterly hilarious how much these celebs cant just SAY the quiet part out loud.
they gotta be all poetic about it with poems, and pictures of waves, blue shirts, and the sky!
Tyler Perry just wrote a fuckin epilogue to the next Legend of Zelda game.
JUST SAY IT!
@Tinashe ... you have even MORE of my respect now!
@Eminem too!
Im starting to feel like "america" was "invading" other countries to blind you from realizing that america is the one that needs the invasion
ive trained myself to remove rosey eyes, and go straight to that phase.
gives me clarity and better balance
Nigga!
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Y'all need to STOP asking me to subscribe and join and like and comment and merge with your "community" in the first 3 seconds of the fucking video!
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I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GAVE ME ANY VALUE YET!!!
YOU'RE A FUCKING STRANGER TO ME
I DONT KNOW U
nigga. did time go FORWARD TWO HOUR!??
what the fuck!
I NEVAAAAA seen it straight up dark at 5pm!
@grok what the fuck is going man
3:30am 武士道 retweeted
Plane hits the ground at or close to 1000 mph and these fucking morons are asking where the wreckage is


















