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Connor never gives up 🤘🏼 I block porn bots, not random people who disagree with me on issues. BE BETTER #BearDown #LetsGoOilers

Edmonton
Joined February 2012
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Vitamin JAY retweeted
Chris Rock just nailed one of the biggest problems with wokeness. Helping people who feel marginalized is good. He says so himself. The trouble starts when a good cause becomes an institution. The first few witches were real. Then you open a witch office. Now there are salaries, budgets and pensions to justify, and the office needs a steady supply of witches to keep existing. That’s the trap. Once a cause becomes a career, solving the problem means losing your job. So the problem never gets solved. It just keeps getting redefined. A system built to find wrongdoing will keep finding it, whether it’s there or not.
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This response to Kelly Clarkson’s post will be studied by communications professionals for years. I give it an A+
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
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Say it a little louder for the feminist retards in the back. 👏🏼
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A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious... Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates." About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll text her, just to be sure." He texted, “I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. His Mom responds, “I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow. 😉 Love you!
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So its not right to blame all Muslims for what happened 25 years ago ( 9/11) But its ok to blame all white people for what happened 300 years ago (slavery) I get it now.
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I love when people bring up being a father to a daughter as they defend E.M for being a liar. I have a daughter. I would hope I would do a good enough job she isn't getting raw dogged by a lineup to the bathroom while being engaged. Then lies and claims rape later.
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Vitamin JAY retweeted
Did you know Justice Maria Carroccia spent more than four hours reading her 91 page reasons for judgment in the July 2025 Hockey Canada trial, during which she detailed numerous inconsistencies, memory gaps, and discrepancies in the complainant’s testimony and prior statements? The female judge found the complainant’s evidence neither credible nor reliable. The full oral delivery of the decision took most of the court day. So, unless you have read the full 91 page document you would be best to reserve judgement until you have.
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Vitamin JAY retweeted
Many Oilers fans that I know and that I like are suffering and angry now. They believe in their hearts that the Oilers have signed a rapist, and that many fans support this horrible act. Little wonder they are so upset. But there is one thing that might bring some relief. Go and read the judge’s verdict. It is easy to read and comprehend. The judge is a clear writer. She carefully describes the key elements of the case. For some people at least, the ruling will bring clarity. For some it will bring the understanding that, no, nobody supports rape, and no one supports having a rapist on the Oilers. What happened on that night in question was strange, tawdry, shallow and, in the end, miserable, as casual sex can be. But if you are humble before the facts perhaps you will find it does not add up to something that should turn you against your fellow fans and beloved team.
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Vitamin JAY retweeted
Two Canadian body builders were working out at the gym. After they were done, they sat together in the locker room. One turned to the other and said, " I'm sore, eh?" The other said, "What for?"
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Vitamin JAY retweeted
Kinda tired of hearing about Evander Kane taking shit from people. The guy paid his dues, took his criticisms on the chin, and fully turned his life around. He was nothing but a class act in Edmonton. He was a great Oiler. People can grow & people can change. Let it go already.
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Vitamin JAY retweeted
I think that Trump renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is pointless and stupid. Wanna know what else I think is dumb? The fact left-wingers are triggered about this after they spent the last decade plus renaming sports teams, public schools and universities, streets and highways, food and condiment brands, and redefining half the dictionary altogether. Here’s a list of some in case you forgot: • Washington Redskins ➡️ Commanders • Cleveland Indians ➡️ Guardians • Stanford Indians ➡️ Cardinals • Loudoun County Raiders ➡️ Captains • Edmonton Eskimos ➡️ Elks • Columbus Day ➡️ Indigenous Peoples’ Day • Lee–Jackson Day ➡️ eliminated • Robert E. Lee High School ➡️ John Lewis High • Jefferson Davis Highway ➡️ Richmond Highway • Mount McKinley ➡️ Denali • Fort Bragg ➡️ Fort Liberty • Fort Hood ➡️ Fort Cavazos • Boy Scouts of America ➡️ Scouting America • Aunt Jemima ➡️ Pearl Milling Company • Uncle Ben’s Rice ➡️ Ben’s Original • Eskimo Pie ice cream bars ➡️ Edy’s Pie • Land O’Lakes ➡️ removed the Indian, but kept the land • Illegal alien ➡️ undocumented worker • Hispanic ➡️ Latinx (a term Hispanics did not want and do not use) • Mother ➡️ birthing person • Anchor baby ➡️ child of noncitizens • black ➡️ Black • Breastfeeding ➡️ chest feeding • Inmate / prisoner / convict / felon ➡️ justice-involved person • Ex-con / ex-felon ➡️ returning citizen • “Gender” as a biological fact interchangeable with “sex” to being a social construct • Fat ➡️ plus-sized • Master bedroom ➡️ primary bedroom • Manhole ➡️ utility hole And so on and so on. . .
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Vitamin JAY retweeted
Trump thinks he can bully Canada and push us around. He's wrong. The only groups capable of that are: Indiginous tribes greater than 10 people, the CRA, Sikhs, public sector unions, dairy + cheese farmers, Muslims, climate alarmists, public health units, trans and 🏳️‍🌈 people.
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The year is 2042, Connor McDavid now literally owns the Oilers. Him and the Hyman family form the new OEG. Draisaitl is head coach. The Toronto Maple Leafs have now missed the playoffs or lost in the first round for another 18 years in a row. Gavin McKenna has been “walked to FA” (He did NOT demand a trade!) A single Leafs fan desperately tweets: “McDavid is still coming hoooome. Just you wait and see!” The post gets 2.2K likes. Captain Jack picks up his phone shaking his head and slowly types: remember when McDavid said “Toronto is a great place to leave… Fade to black.
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Vitamin JAY retweeted
I've been pondering this since my comments in real time to the trades. Let me make sure I've got this straight: - Moved Nurse and his contract to SJS for Mukhamadullin and Zach Sharp - Moved out a 3rd in 2028 for Devon Levi and a 2028 7th - Signed Ryan Shea to 5x$4M. (This is a sneaky good get) - Re-signed Kasperi Kapanen to 1x$2.4M (slight overpay maybe, but I think that's ok given the other moves in context, term is absolutely correct) - Re-signed Max Jones 1x$850k - Signed Eduards Tralmaks 1 year 2-way $850K out of europe. - Signed Frederik Anderson 1 year, $1M (possible up to $2.8M with bonuses, very good structure for the team with his injury history) - Signed Mathieu Joeseph 1x$1M. 23 man roster, no retention spots used, and still $6.5M left to play with, absent any more subtractions, additions or sending people out to the minors. In addition they have QO's out to Stastney, Dach, Jarventie (TBD), and Owen Michaels. Every single one of these moves fills a need, moves money, gains assets or otherwise seems like a move a smart team would make, the only one even remotely risky is Kapanen, and he earned that paycheque for his playoffs alone. That's a risk I'd also take if I was in the chair. Stan Bowman takes a lot of shit around here (including occasionally from me) but it would be absolutely obtuse of me to say Stan did anything but cook today. Incredibly tidy, methodical work, I am super impressed, and I rarely am impressed these days. I'm not sure there's a team that did better but the Oilers would be very near the top of the "W column" for free agent frenzy. Unbelievable.
Did the Edmonton Oilers win July 1? I cannot remember them having a better one including the Zach Hyman year.
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The #RumorBoyz are hearing Ryan Shea is signing for 5 years in Oil Country 👀
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Vitamin JAY retweeted
Both men said “I can’t breathe”, but only one man’s death was covered relentlessly by the media. The only conclusion that can be drawn is that the legacy mainstream media is incredibly, hatefully racist against Whites.
UPDATE (AS OF MAY 29, 2026): 0 stories from AP on Henry Nowak 0 stories from PBS on Henry Nowak 0 stories from NYT on Henry Nowak 0 stories from NPR on Henry Nowak 0 stories from WSJ on Henry Nowak 0 stories from CNN on Henry Nowak 0 stories from WaPo on Henry Nowak 0 stories from Reuters on Henry Nowak 0 stories from MSNBC on Henry Nowak
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Vitamin JAY retweeted
Lots to hate about the Vegas franchise. But giving a second chance to Carter Hart isn't one of them. The judge in the case didn't just find no guilt, she exonerated the accused. finding as a matter of fact there was no sexual assault, that the sex was consensual. If you're curious to know the facts of the Hart and his Hockey Canada teammates case, here is summary of the 11 key findings of fact in judge Maria Carroccia's ruling: 1. That Carroccia found the complainant, E.M., to be both unreliable and not credible in her testimony about the events of the night in question, June. 18, 2018 in London, Ontario. More than that, Carroccia found that E.M. had given her consent to the sex acts with the men that night. The Hockey Canada Five were always presumed innocent until found guilty under our system, but Carroccia’s finding does more than find them not guilty. It essentially exonerates them, though we will all likely agree that they acted in poor and immature fashion that night and needed to do more to treat E.M. with care. 2. The judge also found that the notion “believe all women” is a political slogan, but goes against fundamental Canadian values that work to ensure that no innocent person is found guilty without a fair trial. 3. That key video evidence from Jack’s Bar where E.M. met Michael McLeod and other Hockey Canada players that night forcefully and completely contradicts what E.M. said about the players initiating overt sexual contact on the dance flooor, and that E.M., in fact, put her hand on McLeod’s crotch area on the dance floor. 4. That key video evidence from the bar that night forcefully and completely contradicts what E.M. claimed about getting plied with drinks from the players. In fact, E.M. bought almost all of her own drinks. 5. That key video evidence contradicts what E.M. claimed about the players trying to separate her from her friends. 6. That key video evidence and E.M’s own testimony contradicts her claim that she was completely out of it that night due to alcohol consumption. 7. That E.M. had reasons to fabricate a false narrative based on numerous factors, including making things right with her own boyfriend. 8. There was repeated and consistent testimony, including from Crown witnesses Tyler Steenbergen and Brett Howden, that E.M. pushed for the players to engage with sex acts with her, and in the end Carroccia accepted this evidence as fact. 9. That there was numerous evidence of E.M.’s testimony been unreliable. 10. That E.M. had several opportunities to get dressed and to leave if she was fearful, but she left the bathroom where her clothes were and walked naked into the room full of players to continue on with their evening. This dynamic started after she had admittedly had consensual sex with McLeod. 11. That the players group chat the following day was not an effort to fabricate a story, but a group decision to simply tell the truth about what had happened with E.M.
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Vitamin JAY retweeted
Since 2009, Oilers have had 10 head coaches…Quinn, Renney, Krueger, Eakins, Nelson, McLellan, Hitchcock, Tippett, Woodcroft and Knoblauch. Only McLellan (264) and Knoblauch (233) have lasted longer than 200 games. Maybe it is not just the coach at fault here…
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Vitamin JAY retweeted
What a decade for my mental health 😭
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Vitamin JAY retweeted
they call him Connor McJesus because god sent him to this earth to bear the full weight of human suffering
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