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Johnny Crypto

@369cryptofine

A day late and a dollar short

Joined May 2021
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Merk (@TrulyAFed) profile picture
Merk@TrulyAFedOct 3
My fuckin bank account, retard
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Skyler@skyler_mzxSep 25
lol. they dont like being tracked
Remarks (@remarks) profile pictureRemarks
@remarksSep 25
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Flock issues legal demand to remove public map showing locations of 300,000 surveillance cameras across the US.
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Zack Voell (@zackvoell) profile picture
Zack Voell
@zackvoellAug 7
Fuck my life. I just bought a $20 burrito and a $12 iced coffee. Now I can never afford a $800,000 house
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Obligatory fuck boomers
Russ Greene (@GreenPlusAnE) profile pictureRuss Greene
@GreenPlusAnEJun 16
89% of senior citizens support raising taxes on younger workers to maintain their benefits. The median primary voter is 65.
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So much winning!
Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) profile pictureFifty Shades of Whey
@davenewworld_2May 7
Some gas stations in the USA are going as high as $9.99 per gallon
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Cash for clunkers was a psyop
Pubity (@pubity) profile picturePubity
@pubityApr 25
Every new car in the U.S. will be required by law to have tech that puts constant surveillance on the driver by 2027. AI in your car will determine if you're sober and fit to drive, automatically turning off the vehicle if it determines you're a danger on the road.
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💀
Mikael (@BacardiCapital) profile pictureMikael
@BacardiCapitalApr 8
I keep a nightstand full of fake van cleefs as a goodie bag for one night stands
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Seen a woman do this when her man was fighting a guy with a knife. You can’t make it up.
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Makes sense that more women are willing to buy the all time high.
Garbage Human (@GarbageHuman24) profile pictureGarbage Human
@GarbageHuman24Mar 27
What could possibly be the cause of this phenomenon?
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Women deadass say shit like this with a straight face all the time
HONITEL👑 (@HonitelHQ) profile pictureHONITEL👑
@HonitelHQMar 24
Date cancelled. I asked her to pay for my haircut and outfit, and to send a ride to my place to take me to the location, but she declined. Biggest red flag I have ever seen. I dodged a bullet. 🚩
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How the fuck do you die playing pickleball?!?
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostMar 23
Key Charlie Kirk mentor dies in freak pickleball accident: 'A dear friend to Charlie' trib.al/b0kO2uO
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Horrible deal for the chiefs
NFL (@NFL) profile pictureNFL
@NFLMar 23
Chiefs sign TE Travis Kelce to three-year, $54.7M deal. (via @RapSheet)
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Romy
@Romy_HollandMar 22
my mom once showed me the house my parents bought for 70k fresh out of school. she was like “okay but you have to understand we were only making 70k per year combined!” i was like “you’re telling me you bought a house for the same amount as your joint annual income at age 25?”
haley??? (@midwest_it_girl) profile picturehaley???@midwest_it_girlMar 22
pov: your boomer parents bought their house in 1980
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Tragic
Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiMar 23
JUST IN: Apple to put ads in Maps app
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Huge but another will just pop up
Daily Noud (@DailyNoud) profile pictureDaily Noud
@DailyNoudMar 23
BREAKING: Elon Musk has expressed interest in purchasing OnlyFans and shutting down the company: “Yeah, I’ll do it. I don’t see why not.”
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Real ones remember the army men pc games
Washingtons ghost (@washghost1) profile pictureWashingtons ghost
@washghost1Mar 21
I’m in
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You respond with one for gas and transportation costs
The 4Chan Archives (@blacknredtext) profile pictureThe 4Chan Archives
@blacknredtextMar 21
anon sub
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Almost like they are heavily manipulated
Crypto Rover (@cryptorover) profile pictureCrypto Rover
@cryptoroverMar 19
💥BREAKING: Gold and silver have lost over $3 TRILLION in market value today.
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Reminder that inverse Cramer outperformed Pelosi
Jim Cramer (@jimcramer) profile pictureJim Cramer
@jimcramerMar 19
Very oversold...
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It’s almost like it’s a bubble
Polymarket Money (@PolymarketMoney) profile picturePolymarket Money
@PolymarketMoneyMar 19
US NEW HOME SALES PLUNGED 17.6% MONTH OVER MONTH IN JANUARY TO 587K.
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