A day late and a dollar short
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Johnny Crypto retweeted
Fuck my life. I just bought a $20 burrito and a $12 iced coffee. Now I can never afford a $800,000 house
Johnny Crypto retweeted
my mom once showed me the house my parents bought for 70k fresh out of school. she was like “okay but you have to understand we were only making 70k per year combined!”
i was like “you’re telling me you bought a house for the same amount as your joint annual income at age 25?”
Johnny Crypto retweeted
They think they're going to sell all their overpriced assets to the generations they impoverished
Johnny Crypto retweeted
Zero pedophilia arrests.
Zero election fraud arrests.
Zero Covid arrests.
Zero deep state arrests.
Zero auto-pen arrests.
Instead:
Glyphosate in food.
Protection of child predators.
Escalating debt ceiling.
War against Iran for Israel.
So much winning, it’s exhausting.
Johnny Crypto retweeted
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Johnny Crypto retweeted
These bastards have literally decided to destroy the world just to fulfill their prophecies.
They sell you atheism, science, materialism but all of them believe in Astrology, prophesies, occult & various kind of evil deities & gods.
Johnny Crypto retweeted
Foids paying cash to meet men. Men still don’t care to show up.
Truly the dark ages, and it’s all women’s fault.
I have no sympathy for anyone involved except the bros.
BREAKING: The @nytimes found dating for women in NYC is so brutal that some dating events are charging women $100 and men $0 and the attendance ratio is still 3:1 women-to-men.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The NY Times podcast on dating did describe a wine tasting mixer with a $100 fee for women and $0 for men. However, it was a group of about 20 people, with 15 women and 5 men; the picture in the post is NOT representative of the story, nor does it appear in this Times.
nytimes.com/2026/02/22/pod…
